“Lucas is a sore loser. He called the other day and tried to talk me into taking him back. Guess what I said?” “What? Tell us,” Hannah yelled. “You said yes, didn’t you?” Everyone leans forward in their chair, eyes fixated on the girl speaking so loudly about her former lover; everyone expect him – … Continue reading The Missing Apple
Episode 1. 2 years and a few months back, somewhere in Abia state Nigeria. I was in a restaurant with my two very good friends, Chichi and Chioma, we were out to just gist and have fun. I’m a 22 year old graduate of Bowen University but I live in Abia state, I had … Continue reading Ada: Episode 1.
Episode 27 Ada I squeezed my face in disgust at the taste of the foul drink Becky just gave me, how do people drink this anyway? It’s awful, but I won’t lie its actually helping my nerves, I’m calmer than I was a few minutes ago. “Need more?” asked Becky, totally happy to be serving … Continue reading Fola: Episode 27.
“No be my head ooo,No be my head ooo, anything wey satan dey plan, no be my head ooo”.Mazi Okafor chanted his favourite chorus as he meticulously wrapped his “medicinal herbs” as he calls it . The day was still young and the freshness of the air could testify to that. The breeze was gentle … Continue reading The Shameful Knot (2)
It was a very busy day and the sun showed no mercy. It was so busy that an idle feet might get kicked out of the busy paths. It was my first time in Port-Harcourt but I was strongly advised not to act like a JJC. So I pretended not to admire the edifice buildings, … Continue reading My Experience at Port-Harcourt’s Motor Park
I am taking a puff from one appearing strange rap of cigarette, which has former wings glue together by simple saliva of Joe. The dry smell is not being like a true and faithful cigarette to me, so I am now knowing that it is not cigarette. Or may-be it is one old cigarette kept … Continue reading Brief
“Knock knock” “Knock knock” I fell out out of the long leather chair into the Persian rug that covered two third of our living room. Burnt air had filled my lungs in my sleep, I woke up on the rug with a tightness around my neck. The acrid smoke filled my throat. It was misty … Continue reading Slumber Diaries
Ijeoma had just broken up with me. she is the tenth girl I had dated in three years. They all left me for the same reason. I am so self centered. Ijeoma birthday was the previous day . I neither called her nor sent her a text message. I forget everyones birthday except mine. i … Continue reading our son has gone mad
2016: Dear 2017, you are the angel of the world and you hold a lot of hope for all. In all honesty, tell me what the people say about me. 2017: Many said that you are wicked, cruel and crooked. They opined that of all the years in the 21st century you have recorded the … Continue reading Dialogue Between 2016 And 2017
Dear plus sized brethren (no offence to my well endowed friends, I love you guys) it is not my fault that I am this tiny, it is just the way God wants me to be. It is also not my fault that we have to use the same means of transportation everyday. It is also … Continue reading Rant from a skinny girl
Tonia had sent me to text her her favorite meal as a prerequisite before i could take her out. i quickly typed afam and edikaikong soup with dog meat and hit the send button but the message refused the send. ‘Are you sure you wouldnt think that answer over? i think you are wrong.” my … Continue reading my smartphone my personal assistant
The argument is still on Of which comes first; the egg or the chicken but that’s not what they do in their kitchens. I grew up in a lively community Where eating and drinking were our only occupations. Love was showered on us daily, much love that we were too busy to ask why. Unlike … Continue reading Diary Of A Christmas Chicken
AWKWARD MOMENT JOKE BY DINDY (PART 1) That awkward moment, when your pastor tells you to look straight into the eyes of the person sitting beside you and say “I love you with all my heart”. But you imagine that when you turn the person seating beside you will be a beautiful girl with blue … Continue reading Awkward moment 1-5 Joke by Dindy
Ness had to reduce the sound of Olamide’s ‘DON’T STOP’ song that he had been listening to through the earpiece that was plugged to his ears. When he got to the garage, the bus conductor ushered him into the front seat. Ness observed the bus, it was almost filled up, there were just three or … Continue reading Ness (Don’t Stop!)
The nightclub was alive. The kind of ‘Lagos friday night alive’, if not for his sure and guiding arms , wound round her, Tina was sure she would have bumped hard, into one of the many dancers on the dance floor. A slim girl with long multi – coloured braids, reaching down to her slim … Continue reading Romance Could Be Hilarious- 2.