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Keep Buhari On His Toes: By Agbaje H. Ayomide

  As far as constitution allows me, I will try to ensure that there is a responsible and accountable governance at all levels of government in the country. For I will not have kept my own trust with Nigerians if I allow my others to abuse them under my watch — Muhammadu Buhari (Grand Commander … Continue reading Keep Buhari On His Toes: By Agbaje H. Ayomide

The Beggars’ Den

  Walking or driving down the streets of Lagos, it’s no longer a strange trend to see beggars parade themselves in search of alms. In response to their most times very compelling cry, sympathizers hand them different denominations of the Naira but this however doesn’t stop them from calling out to the very next passerby. … Continue reading The Beggars’ Den

1980conomics; The NCC Directive

Being dynamic is an important quality that indicates purposeful leadership; The ability to inculcate current best practices to develop, moving with the times while keeping what’s important and discarding what’s not. These are ways in which good leadership could adjust to not just reach their primary responsibilities but surpass them, making them have more value … Continue reading 1980conomics; The NCC Directive

Revisiting Anti-Gay laws

It’s quite easy to stereotype. It eases up the responsibility of explaining. Stating without variations is often much easier than describing exceptions and the whys that follow. Stereotypes do not give room for explanations too. They are cut-in-stone conclusions. The indelible absence of buts design them. All aspects of sexuality has been stereotyped in Nigeria. … Continue reading Revisiting Anti-Gay laws

How “Buharists” Argue 101

The “change” euphoria has come and gone. Now the dysphoria of what a hyper-inflated economy and a seemingly snail-paced government could do to our collective psychology has kicked into full drive. Now majority of us have started losing faith entirely in the Buhari led government. Why not? Arresting and re-arresting of corrupt or non-corrupt politicians … Continue reading How “Buharists” Argue 101

Society of Young Nigerian Writers Celebrates Achebe in Awka. By Izunna Okafor

Society of Young Nigerian Writers Celebrates Achebe in Awka. By Izunna Okafor

The Awka city of Anambra State was thrilled yesterday as the Anambra State Chapter of the Society of Young Nigerian Writers Anambra State Chapter held a one day literary programme in the memory of Late. Prof Chinua Achebe. This great monumental event with the tag “REMEMBERING CHINUA ACHEBE: A LITERARY ICON” which was the first … Continue reading Society of Young Nigerian Writers Celebrates Achebe in Awka. By Izunna Okafor

The Burning of a seven year old; More than hashtags.

  I listen to Fela’ quite a lot. I’m one of those weird people who can sing along to almost every of his track. In Sorrow, tears and blood, one of his songs, he posited that Nigerians fear too much. They never take action. They always have an excuse not to join a protest. Either … Continue reading The Burning of a seven year old; More than hashtags.

SIR A-ONE quotes on Women

SIR A-ONE quotes on Women

SIR A-ONE quotes on women

“You want to marry a woman? Go and meet the mother and observe her. The way she looks, that’s the same way she will look after dropping some kids with you.”
SIR A-ONE

“59% of women will leave their matrimonial homes when their husbands are broke.”
SIR A-ONE

“Women are so beautifully made, no wonder they lose their beauty after multiplying one or two issues.”
SIR A-ONE

“Give her more than she asks and you will hear ‘You’re the best’. Give her below her expectation and you will download this from her mental loudspeaker ‘You need to work hard, I’m more than this’ ”
SIR A-ONE

“Why should a woman gossip about the way her man handles her in bed? Do they sometime know it is regurgitating in nature?”
SIR A-ONE

“Between your mother and your wife, who should be the first on your list? You finished her cowbell industry before you became a man. Your wife’s cowbell industry is still your daily food. Decide and decide well again who to top the list.”
SIR A-ONE

“Women are like Robert Mugabe, they can blow Jonathan today and blow Buhari tomorrow. They are never stable.”
SIR A-ONE

“A talkative woman is as bad as Nigerian government.”
SIR A-ONE

“Show me a virgin and I will show you why she has lacked the opportunity to swallow a man’s rod. Life has raped us all from the womb.”
SIR A-ONE

“Every woman will keep complaining like Nigerian citizens, always having one thing or the other to talk about.”
SIR A-ONE

“Show me a good woman and I will show you why she is bigger than Nigeria’s problem.”
SIR A-ONE

SIR A-ONE quotes on Men

Could This Be An Attack On Men?

SIR A-ONE’s quotes on men

“You want a man to show you true love? Ask Google ‘what is true love?’ He cannot even define it properly.”
SIR A-ONE

“Every man is addicted to a woman. The monks are not exempted.”
SIR A-ONE

“Any man that lays hands on his mother or wife is as bad as Nigerian government.”
SIR A-ONE

“Show me a sad man and I will show you a broke and sex-starved icon.”
SIR A-ONE

“Any man that says a woman stinks is worse than the devil himself. She stinks, yet you want to die in between her legs.”
SIR A-ONE

“If a man will not stop disturbing you as a woman, open legs for him and his stupidity will be activated the right way.”
SIR A-ONE

“Men are like Robert Mugabe, they can be very silly at times.”
SIR A-ONE

“Men will always be foolish in the presence of women. The more they try to adjust, the more stupid they become. Blame them not. They came out of women.”
SIR A-ONE

“If money or woman doesn’t take a man’s life then he came out through caesarian.”
SIR A-ONE

“Where they came out from, they will always want to die there. I wonder if they lost anything there. Very pathetic.”
SIR A-ONE

“Show me a good man and I will show you a fantastic cheat.”
SIR A-ONE

“If you like kill yourself as a man, you can never satisfy a woman in bed. When you are done, her energy to take more is always activated.”
SIR A-ONE

Barrister M.F Bakare, My Success-Laden Elder Brother: By Agbaje Ayomide.

Barrister M.F Bakare, My Success-Laden Elder Brother: By Agbaje Ayomide.

FOREWORD The writer, Agbajecity, admits that this is the longest panegyrics he has ever made. He wrote it on his elder brother’s birthday who is an eminent lawyer and at the same time a challenge and role model to the body of young legal practitioners and a YOUNG ACHIEVER that spurs others put in their … Continue reading Barrister M.F Bakare, My Success-Laden Elder Brother: By Agbaje Ayomide.

SIR A-ONE: Good lines I have seen in the recent past!

SIR A-ONE: Good lines I have seen in the recent past!
“Feed a hungry man. Don’t give him a gun for security reason, else that weapon will become a source of income for him.”
SIR A-ONE

“The problem with Nigeria is not size nor population. Just greedy leaders and myopic citizens who don’t want any form of revolution. From local government to Federal government is absolutely corrupt!”
SIR A-ONE

“Ground shaking as if the earth is quaking at my controversial entry. I prefer to be controversial rather than being mundane.”
SIR A-ONE

“Killing myself now. No need for ‘I Go Dye’ to ‘BasketMouth’ my feelings.”
SIR A-ONE

“‘Mugabing’ is better than ‘Buharing’. The former is just about carving quotes, while the latter is all about wasting national treasury all in the name of travelling and forgetting the priority of governance.”
SIR A-ONE

“When you cannot afford some things, don’t diss/insult people who possess such things.”
SIR A-ONE

“Anyone that is making mockery of Nigeria is a mistake in every sense of it. It would have been better that water/spermatozoa that produced him/her was given to a menopause woman.”
SIR A-ONE

“Playing like ‘Messi’ is not a day’s job. You will waste your skills when you are after an overnight breakthrough!”
SIR A-ONE

“When Government cannot patronise locally made products, they should not preach such patronage to her citizenry.”
SIR A-ONE

“If one person can loot 2 trillion naira in a country of 120 million persons, then greed is at its peak. Why loot for 30 generations after you?”
SIR A-ONE

“Poetry will not feed people in Nigeria until there is unity between poets and a proper overhauling in the system.”
SIR A-ONE

“Poetry is one genre in Nigeria that is full of quacks. Everyone wants to be called a poet. Many are after the mere title instead of focusing on this integral part of Literature. Is poetry the only genre of Literature?”
SIR A-ONE

“You can count novelists in Nigeria, but you cannot mention the poets. Poetry is one field that is full of dropouts in Nigeria.”
SIR A-ONE
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GOODNEWS Andrew ERUEMUARE also known as SIR A-ONE is a Nigerian pengician, rapper & humorist. The CEO of www.Pengician.com
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Nigerians at times… by SIR A-ONE

Nigerians at times… by SIR A-ONE

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this article are the sole responsibility of the author and do not necessarily reflect those of Naijastories. The contents of this article are of sole responsibility of the author. Naijastories will not be responsible or liable for any inaccurate or incorrect statements contained in this article. © Sir A-One .

They always claim to be the best in all. Those who cannot do half of what you’re doing will always talk trash about you.

1. People were always abusing our former 1st Lady (Dame P. Jonathan) of bad grammatical constructions before she left office.
They always abused/dissed her.
Wait a minute. You want to eat ‘grammar’?
Try and get to her level first before you talk trash.

2. Buhari is disgracing us here and outside the shores of Africa.
You’re so good in English, why didn’t you contest with him, Mr./Mrs. Oxford?

3. GoodLuck Jonathan is a weakling.
You are not psychologically okay to me. You should have been his P.A to always advise him on what to do when he was in office Mr. World’s Strongest.

4. The kitchen belongs to the 1st Lady.
Why are you angry at this? Do you expect an illiterate to drop lines like a Professor? Leave President alone. A Professor is the Vice President to an illiterate President. That is ‘power’ for you.
These same individuals killed, maimed and abused others in order for PMB to be the President of Nigeria. I thought they were aware that he was not even having a WAEC certificate before they voted him.
Confused citizens. They don’t know what they want.

5. Things are hard.
When he (Buhari) came through HARD way. He won his elections in a hard way and you expect things to be easy with Nigerians? You need a Doctor.

(c) SIR A-ONE

GOODNEWS Andrew Eruemuare also known as SIR A-ONE is a humorist, pengician, researcher and rapper. The CEO of www.pengicain.com a controversial icon anytime, any day.

5 Popular Myths about the NYSC Camp…you probably thought were true

Thursday, 13 October 2016 5 POPULAR MYTHS ABOUT THE NYSC CAMP (you probably thought were true) You’ve probably read a lot of thrills and feels about the NYSC orientation camp online- Except, of course, you exclusively subscribe to just whatsapp data plans, because I doubt if any publisher will devote a paperback to those sort … Continue reading 5 Popular Myths about the NYSC Camp…you probably thought were true