” I just don’t love you no more, you are so Yesterday.”
Breakup! The dictionary defines this as “a termination of a romantic relationship”. Breakup also equals to a Breakdown. Breaking up a relationship is never fun; be it mutual understanding that things are not just working or one person wants out for one reason or the other.
Am a radio kinda girl that’s where I got this from, my favorite OAP “Maria” did this a while back.
10 Great ways to break-up with someone via Text message:
10: We could have been something but you had to ruin it. I am through with you!
9: Its best if you and I never see each other anymore.
8: I don’t want you to fall in love with me, so let’s just be friends.
7: I have made a few bad decisions in my life. Giving you my number was one of them. We are done!
6: Are you dumping me right now? Because if you’re not, then I am.
5: I love you to death, but I would rather not die right now. Hope you get my point.
4: I am bad with commitment, and i would just end up cheating on you anyway. So let’s end it.
3: I think we should start seeing other people.
2: I would tell you this in person, but I wouldn’t be able to make myself do it. I think its best we don’t see each other anymore.
1: Sorry. Its over!
So what do you think? Is this a cowards way or its the best option to avoid confrontations/getting physical. By physical I don’t just mean fight, I also mean “getting intimate”. I know of a story of some girl trying to break up, she went to tell homeboy she wants out and someone ended on her back(she wasn’t forced oo), to cut story short she got Preggaz!!
Lol! I think no. 7 & 5 are the funniest and meanest of the 10 while no. 1 is just straight to the point. Which is your favorite tho?