Diaries of Mongidi (2)

As you dey see this koko for my eye
I know say you do dey wonder why
the story long but sha I go try
to make everything clarify.

I get one Uncle called Mutai
everybody know say na one stingy guy
This bros been get five Yarinyas,
number five name na Aunty Jumai
one babe wey him jam for Shangai.

One day Uncle been send me go VI
make I deliver cash to Aunty Jumai.
As I reach, I knock, I say “Aunty it is I”
When the door open my eye just magnify,
Aunty stand in one towel, chai
the thing no even reach half of her thigh.

As I enter, the tory con intensify
she bend pick something for floor, Kai!
the thing I see lift my morale high
Na so I shout “Chineke God, chei!
my eyes chook I no go lie
but as Mr Nice Guy, I try comot my eye

Aunty Jumai vex, say “Mongidi na wah
I dey offer you wetin sweet pass sugar
Abi you no fit handle a girl like I?”
Guy, this opportunity no fit pass me by
So I voice out say “True-true Aunty Jumai,
If I handle you walahi you go cry.
Aunty this na the truth, I no dey lie!”

Na so she bend, sa “Oya come and try”
I shake my head, ol’boy this one na die
Quick-quick I let down my fly
Posse myself, I sharply grab her thigh
Just a few seconds for me to log online
I hear “Mongidi kai! Na today you go die!”
I look back, guy na Uncle Mutai
Na so I shout “Walahi-talahi Uncle, I swear e no be I!”

13 thoughts on “Diaries of Mongidi (2)” by Edydeyemi (@edydeyemi)

  1. Nalongo (@Nalongo)

    Long throat!

    1. Bros you harsh o. No be jeje I siddon my own before she say make I come do?

  2. Adenyke (@And-romeda16@NS.)

    I love the rhymes “ai”, nice

  3. Adenyke (@And-romeda16@NS.)

    but that Aunty Jumai na first-class temptress o, well, Mongidi should have fled like Joseph na….my thoughts

    1. @and-romeda16ns Joseph era ended a verryyyyyyy looooonnggg tym ago.

  4. This is so so so beautiful…A penny for your creative mind…
    Lovely, I envy you o…

  5. louis (@luwizdrizzy)

    Chai,walai ta lai,I no go lie,this ur work make brain die guy

    1. Ai! I gbadun dis comment no be lie!

  6. louis (@luwizdrizzy)

    Chai,walai ta lai,I no go lie,this ur work make brain die guy…..lwfm

  7. louis (@luwizdrizzy)

    Chai,walai ta lai,I no go lie,this ur work make brain die guy…..lwfm,you wan chop wetin you no plant abi

  8. Hehehe. Nice one.

  9. Aderonke Daramola (@Shovey)

    Barao banza Mongidi! so na ur uncle food who wan quick taste. God don catsh u. Oleeeeee!

  10. ivie9ja (@Ivie9ja)

    Lol. This one is very different very good. Very interesting lol. I want to see the next episode. very funny that I don’t usually like rhyming poems buh this one read more like an adventure. Very Chaucer.

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