See these butterflies darling pretty Rose!
These little beauties once danced within me
They swam in my belly the day you chose
To be my wife and my children’s mummy
I bet you’ve never seen me like that
At least not before the night of proposal
When I dorned a perky black hat
To look like handsome Steven Seagal
You liked the actor so much, didn’t you?
Maybe you even loved him than poor me
You know the kisses i had with you were so few
Yet you blew poor Steven so much that he did see
And the day he saw you on the iron beetle
He thought he had never seen such a pretty angel
You know i had once thought like that too
Like Steven who swept you up like a graceful camel
While I waited like an ignorant loser
Holding two ice creams, hoping you would come soon
You and Steven were on the roller coaster
Dancing to each other’s romantic tune
So you see what a naive loser I was
Longing and waiting under the scorching sun
Panting, sweating like a tired horse
When you and your knight were long gone
What about our nice invitation cards
That poor Mama sweated to get ready
Mama sold all her silky lengthy yards
Just so we could have a beautiful wedding
Alas, with Steven you did elope
No, you didn’t elope, did you?
You appeared on that movie, “FAINT HOPE”
Where you smiled like the morning dew.
But then handsome Steven beat you one day
So much that you grew a tinny winny horn
On your head like an erroneous clay
Then he fired his dusty deadly gun
He missed, thank heavens he missed!
Quickly, you bolted out of his ‘rosy’ life
And disappeared like the early morning mist
Before your throat was slit with a knife
Now you’re at my sacred wedding altar
Groping on your knees like an unwanted sack
But I’ve got a new angel with a character
Better than you begging me to take you back!
Away! You devil clothed in angel’s gel
I’ve got a new pretty Godly damsel
A lady who chases not vain luxury
But love and heavenly’s treasury…
Hullo readers, it’s been a while I sat down to really write a poem, so I just drafted this out to break that jinx.. I hope I’ve not gotten rusty…(u knw wat a mean). So just read carefully with an hawk’s eye and highlight the mistakes…Plus I will gladly accept critiscms, so don’t pocket them (or try to be softé) lols…