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Doctor! You’re A Liar

A brief heads up before I begin, I work in a diagnostic company, not a hospital. So what I do basically is diagnosis, Ultrasound scan mainly. I could order investigations for you to do but that where the bulk stops, you have to go to a hospital to get treatment. Except of course its something minor and your persuasion/begging power is out of this world, then I may prescribe drugs for you to get at a pharmacy, though I’m not obliged to.

So in the course of the job, I see all sorts. Because the people here believe hospitals are money sucking institutions, they would rather go for investigations on their own and go to a pharmacy for drugs. So I see weirdos like the patient who wanted an abdominal ultrasound scan because he had a terrible headache and the aged man whose children brought him in for an abdominal scan because he had tremors… smh. I digress though.

Now my story……..

I had just settled at work when this woman walked in pushing her young daughter in front her. The girl was on her school uniform, a pink sleeveless top on a blue plaid skirt, very pretty although her pensive look tried to hide the beauty. I was going to act all friendly and ask her the name of the school and all that nonsense chitchat doctors do to seem interested, but the look on their faces told me it was a grave situation. “She must be very ill I thought to myself”

Doctor help me check wetin they do am, she dey sick since” the mother announced unceremoniously, letting me know my chitchat would have been greatly unappreciated

“Crap” I thought to myself, another one of those patients who just didn’t like hospitals. Why didn’t she go to a hospital, if she dey sick she should be at a hospital. Now she’s going to waste money on a needless scan or so I thought. I couldn’t complain anyway, more money for the company, I get to earn my bread.

So I proceeded to do what I thought was going to be a routine normal scan and (((BOOM))) There it was, it hit me! I’m usually prepared for sights like this but the size of my patient more than the age had clouded my sense of judgement.  inside this baby lying down tense on my examination couch, another baby grew. I instantly fell sad, thinking of how I was going to break it to the mother.

See, with older patients, its easier, I even catch trips with them.
I ask “are u married?”
She answers ‘NO’ and my brain does this little laugh. Then I ask for the date of last menses, now the girl feels smart and gives me a date, say 3wks ago.
I just go “Are u sure?”
She invariably says “Yes”.
That’s when I say something in the line of “that’s odd, the baby in your uterus is way older than 3 weeks, what I’m seeing is about 12 weeks.” I, of course say that last part with a chuckle because the reaction when I say baby is priceless. (That’s how I get my small fun at work, it’s generally boring, don’t judge me).

So here I am looking at this 16 year old uterus and knowing any attempt at humour would be cruel and at best, ill-advised. I just ask her directly for her last menstrual period and that’s when it must have dawned on her mother for the first time that her baby might not be a baby any more  She gave me a date, it didn’t fit. The mother didn’t seem convinced, I wasn’t either,  and she looked at me waiting for the inevitable pronouncement. For the first time in my not so young career, announcing the beginning of life was just as hard as announcing the end of one.

“Madam” I looked up with a straight face “Your daughter is about 11weeks pregnant”

“That na 3 months” the mother did a quick (albeit inaccurate) math and announced

“Yes, almost 3 months” I reinforced.

And then the girl spoke for the first time, it wasn’t to apologise to her mother, neither was it a plea for mercy, it was an accusation directed straight at me. I believe her words were “Mba oh! Doctor you’re a liar” spoken with so much conviction, I would have doubted myself if the frozen image of the baby wasn’t staring back at me, daring me to change my mind.

I get mad when people call me a liar, especially as I’ve tried in recent years to curb my lying to a significant minimum and most especially when I’m telling the truth. But I wasn’t mad at this 16 year old, I just couldn’t bring myself to be. Maybe it was because I have a 12 year old sister and I shudder to think of her in that position 4 years from now, or maybe it was because I knew she would be adequately punished for both ‘crimes’ by her mother, either way, what I felt was sadness.

The mother sought my advice. Her hands I noticed, had not left her head since I made the pronouncement. Maybe it was the thought of the extra mouth to feed, maybe it was that of her daughter going through labour, or maybe, just maybe she wasn’t psychologically ready to be a grandmother, Joey would never know. Either ways, I gave none, it was not my place to give. It was her decision to make. And as they left my consulting room, the mother close to tears and the daughter still defiant, I could only help but wonder who the father was… a fellow juvenile student, one muscular trader neighbour who wouldn’t be prosecuted for statutory rape because the law states that the legal age of consent is 13 or even her father. I shudder.

This post could discuss the ills of our society, the bestiality of men or the ineptness of parents when it came to sex education, but I didn’t come here for that, I just came to tell a story. make of it what you will.

THE END

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15 thoughts on “Doctor! You’re A Liar” by Joey (@brizio)

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    kaycee (@kaycee): Head Wordsmith - 150614 pts

    The girl said you are a liar.

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      Joey (@brizio): Junior Writer - 2467 pts

      @kaycee Yes she did, explicitly.

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    topazo (@topazo): Head Wordsmith - 59647 pts

    Well written….I like

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      Joey (@brizio): Junior Writer - 2467 pts

      thank you @topazo

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    Olaedo (@Olaedo): Senior Scribe - 27143 pts

    I can so relate with this story.
    I had a 13-year old help who unknown to me had come to my house pregnant. Of course, she had to leave as soon as I found out. She wanted to come back to mine after having her baby but I refused. Her daughter will be 4 in a few weeks and she’s not gone back to school all these years.
    A few months ago, in a bid to help her, I asked her to come back this month. I was already looking for schools for her but after she came a few days ago, I discovered that she is pregnant again. She was adamant in her claim that the medical results were false too.
    She’s gone back to the village, pregnant for her 2nd child. It is sad but I can only hope that cycle doesn’t continue for her.
    Babies having babies…. Very sad.

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      Joey (@brizio): Junior Writer - 2467 pts

      @Olaedo She’s gone back to the village? Her prognosis is a bad one. This story happened when I was at Aba, believe or not, scenarios like this are not as common in the cities as they are in all these villages and towns. While I was there, I also had this staff who was almost always missing from her post, asked her what the matter was and she said her 10 year old girl was raped by a 54 year old man and the case was in court. A 10 year goal has probably not even developed secondary sexual characteristics, which makes you wonder and ask who this man is, what goes on in his head?

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    Eletrika (@babyada): Wordsmith - 36869 pts

    Now, do you think I’ll blame these 13 and 16 yrs old for spreading their legs? No. I’ve also been through that stage, and I knew how vulnerable I was then. I blame the men, and the parents. Some children are stubborn, true. But what have you as the parents done to instruct them despite the stubbornness. These kids are still too young to take strigent decisions of their own, or know what they’re actually doing.

    And to the guys who are usually bold enough to do this to these girls, I can only say they need serious help. They’re certainly not okay.

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      Joey (@brizio): Junior Writer - 2467 pts

      @babyada If anyone’s blaming the girls, it’s not me. I just narrated a tale. We could discuss a society that’s probably sicker than the individual. In a country that fixes legal age of consent at 13 years. A society where a former governor and current serving senator can marry a 13 year old and have no legal case to answer. I don’t blame the girls, I can only ask questions and wonder, which is what I do in my head everyday anyway.

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    h0n3ydr0p5 (@h0n3ydr0p5): Senior Scribe - 20547 pts

    This was a cool read. I loved the girl’s response!!!!

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      Joey (@brizio): Junior Writer - 2467 pts

      @h0n3ydr0p5 I’m glad you enjoyed reading.

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    chemokopi (@chemokopi): Head Wordsmith - 282390 pts

    This is nice but it can be better written. It’s surprising to find your comments better written than this. You probably rushed this?

    This makes me remember a scenario that prompted my writing a poem. I went to kuramo beach once and saw girls not more than 12 years old painted and dressed up for the trade of the night. It was scary to think of what they do with men in the shacks on that beach. And what you guys see in hospitals? You are all brave, I tell you.

    Well done. Keep improving your art.

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      chemokopi (@chemokopi): Head Wordsmith - 282390 pts

      I should add that I absolutely loved the (((BOOM))) effect. Awesome. I am surely stealing that. :)

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      Joey (@brizio): Junior Writer - 2467 pts

      @chemokopi I did rush it, typed it on my phone that day because if I hadn’t done it then, I would have lost it. Thanks for the feedback

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    Ellie (@elly): Writer - 9259 pts

    Sad one oh, but Doctor even me would pray that you are indeed a liar oh but alas it is not so. Sad one for us, babies cannot keep having babies- we have to educate young girls and boys and old randy men too…

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    purpleribbon (@purpleribbon): Newbie - 480 pts

    Sad….knowing that its real is what hurts most

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