What Is The Colour Of Your Pant?

Just imagine a world without pants!!! When I say “pant” I am not referring to trouser. I mean pant in the original sense of the word: undies!!! I think the most underrated body wear in the world is the pant. We all can spend good chunk of cash on shirts, skirts, trousers, necklaces, rings, BRAZILIAN HAIR, but go around with just about any undies. No one really cares about what they wear underneath because it is covered. A guy would rather agree to spend N2,500 on a girl he just met than change his 6-month old undies. A girl would buy Brazilian hair worth about a hundred gees (so I heard) without breaking a sweat, but would engage in a two-hour price bargain for okrika pant under CMS bridge (like seriously!!!!) .

PANT, PANT, PANT: MAN’S BEST FRIEND

To the gents, have you ever tried wearing your trousers without pant(now called boxers ****yawns****)? If you haven’t, I urge you  o! Atleast for one day! The experience is fantastic! Imagine having your bell dangle all day long. There is the story of a dude who woke up one morning, threw on his trousers and went to get something in a nearby shop. On his way back, he saw some girls giggling at him. He had thought they were tripping. On getting home, a little boy in his yard informed him there was a snake in his groin region. He bent over to take a look, but to his chagrin, his man was hanging out of his zippers. Pants don’t just help we men keep our “stuff” in check; it gives us confidence. A pantless man is a depressed man.

PANTS OR ROPES?

You know, I haven’t really come to terms with this idea of G-strings. What in the world were they thinking when they created G- strings?!!! I thought the idea behind women wearing pants was to cover up stuffs. But I still can’t understand how G-strings are  supposed to help achieve that objective. One word to the ladies: pant is man’s (woman included) best friend. If you want to bring this unique spec into disrepute, you can as well go around with a twine instead! Please don’t insult the pant by naming a rope after it.  Please.

A WORD TO SAGISTS

Dear Sagists, pants were meant to be worn underneath something, not on top. If you think your pant is that cool,please you can wear it
and it only. Don’t insult the pant by showing a bit of it to the world. It is either you show it  all,or you join the rest of the civilised world
and don’t show it at all. We already know you are wearing a pant. Thanks.

Let me give you some things to ponder on:

1.When was the last time you changed the department of your wardrobe containing your panties?

2.What’s the most you have ever spent on a pant(boxers,undie,whatever….PANT IS PANT)?

3. Have you ever bought pant as a birthday present for somebody?

4. Have you ever got pant for a present?

5.What’s the dominant colour of your pants? (Should I guess? Definitely not white. And please,am NOT talking from experience. I just
know it.)

6.How many pants do you have? (Like seriously,go and count. You may be shocked.)

7. Why do some people wait until their pants have defied “Obioma’s” machine before changing it?

8. How many times should one wear a pant before changing it? (I know peeps who wear one pant for three days,especially if they just
bought it.)

9. And last but most important question: why do women wear G-strings?

***This post was published by same author at www.haroldwrites.wordpress.com You can do well to check out my cacophonous thoughts there too.
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16 thoughts on “What Is The Colour Of Your Pant?” by HaroldWrites (@harryble)

  1. I guessed as much that this was an exported blog entry.

    I’m still wondering why you arranged it as though it were poetry…any reason? Or did you just do it to ocuppy space?

    Funny stuff with food for thought in there…

    Why do women wear G-strings? For fresh air? lol

  2. Tehehehe
    An aunty sent me a gift some years back of two dozen white panties. I felt insulted, how can a guy wear those things? Who will even wash the nonsense?

    Now why should a matured writer with beards and a job, sit down and write in honour of panties. Wait.. dont answer that.

    1. @kaycee, am still asking myself that very question.

  3. I like this!!! And what is wrong with writing in honour of panties….for the kind of work they do they sure do deserve some form of praise….nicely done!!!

    1. “And what is wrong with writing in honour of panties….for the kind of work they do they sure do deserve some form of praise.”

      Well said. The #SavePantiesCampaign train just got a new member. Welcome to the club.

  4. hmmm, fresh, this is.

  5. Arrangement wasn’t deliberate. Post was written and published via handheld multi-task device. So……

    And about the question,for fresh air? Lol x 2

  6. Panties tinz………. “What’s the colour of your pant – its definitely not white”….lol

  7. funny in parts I loved this line best: A pantless man is a depressed man.

  8. A celebrity was once asked what her best fashion piece was, and she said her underwears….I couldn’t agree more with you and her. …Funny yet serious ish….I still don’t get why most Guys think letting it dangle is cool…
    Will get to that blog of yours soon…Well done…$ß.

    1. ‘I still don’t get why most Guys think letting it dangle is cool…’ Now, @sibbylwhyte, what are you talking about???

  9. read this post since morning, wasn’t able to comment until now. ur piece may be funny and playful but u av a point. anyways, niggas(no pun intended) dont care much abt underwears, dats y dey call it pants(trousers) and substitute one /pant/ 4 d other.

  10. Beautiful piece. Laughed out loud. And yeah, you pointed out some serious ish: G-Strings being the most serious.

    But guy abeg, easy on the exclamation marks naaaaw. It’s wrong to use more than one exclamation mark at the end of a sentence no matter what you are trying to emphasize.

    well done. Keep improving your art.

  11. Thought it always was ‘pants’. Or is ‘pant’ the same as ‘pants’? And what’s it with a ‘pantles’ man being a depressed man’? That would be taking exaggeration too far!

  12. It’s all about PANTs! lol

  13. Panties Zone.. lol But really saw some wonderful points people don’t really think about. Your Panties are part of your dressing!

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