G-r-r-r-i-i-n-g!!! Strident, three times.
Picked at last. Hello, who’s there?
Chief Three Necks. In steady mimes.
This is Sonia? I paid your fare.
This you must know, sweet Sonia;
You’re killing me with insomnia.
Silence. Well, are you handsome?
Emm…. There’s this scar. Tension.
I do not have a pretty form.
OK. How about education?
If beauty is not your calling,
There should at least be schooling.
Indignation. This I don’t need.
Education did not give me my pot belly.
Tell me, won’t you do the deed,
And live forever, quite happily?
Pause. Then, said in a whisper, but to reach.
Are you rich?
Ah! Confidence comes.
Chief Three Necks is the richest man in town.
Daughters come, sent by desperate mums.
One here now, in a revealing gown.
Hesitation disappears, like snow in sunlight.
Darling Chief, do not depart.
Please take me in your great might.
I’m yours till death do us part.