Little Devil

“Mummy can I have a bubble bath next time” Nkechi asked

“Sure sweetheart, but its best we do that in evening instead of morning, ok.”

“Ok, mummy.”

“Come closer so I can put lotion on your body.”

“Now go put on your panties.”

“Nkechi! Why are your panties still hanging around your thighs? Do I have to do everything for you? You are almost five you know. Come on! Quickly pull up your panties!” her mother chided.

“You pull up your breasts! They are falling down” Nkechi replied laughing whilst pointing at the not so firm breasts. Her wrapper which was tied loosely around her chest had gotten loose, falling to the ground.

“Why…you little imp! Where did you get a mouth like that?”

“But mum! Dad says I get everything from you” Nkechi replied in her sweet voice.

“Don’t you dare talk back at me! Where did you learn such rubbish?”

“Mummm! But don’t you talk back at daddy?

“Is there something wrong with you? That’s between your dad and I!”

“Mum you told me to always tell the truth. Dad says you always say nine things to his one”

“Why…you little devil! I’m going to start smacking you!”

“Mummy! But I heard you tell dad smacking is for retards!”

“Whaat! What did you just say? Are you calling me a retard?”

“Why would I do that mummy? I was just repeating what you told daddy.”

“Oh my gosh! You are a nightmare! I can’t believe I gave birth to you!”

“Is that why daddy said he can’t believe he married you?”

“You are definitely a devilish child!”

“But mum everyone says I resemble you…”



14 thoughts on “Little Devil” by aturmercy (@aturmercy)

  1. Na ogbanje pikin b ds one

  2. Hmmm. Kids usually know more than the parents think they know… Nice but watch out the punctuation errors and omission.

  3. Oh what!
    Hmmm lol

  4. Na wah o! This is hilarious! I’ve seen a worse kid though. lol!

  5. a clear case of reaping whatn you sow- funny

  6. v.funny, photocopy ko easy, lol…

  7. Sunshine (@nicolebassey)

    hehehe, God help us , parents of the 21st Century, seriously. Thanks for sharing :-)

  8. Truth talk……. Children of now a days are saying things you wouldn’t imagine someone several older than them would say. May God bless us and grant us “undevilish children”

  9. Truth talk……. Children of now a days are saying things you wouldn’t imagine someone several older than them would say. May God bless us and grant us “undevilish children”…

  10. Kids usually hear, see, and say everything…It’s best to be careful around em’…21st century kids are hell of a lot smarter.
    Well done Mercy…$ß.

  11. Hehehehehehehe…this kain pickin….na inside bush i go throw am. What an imp!

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