The Basics Are

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May 172012
 

He was at work; smiling stupidly to himself in front of his system after laughing loudly at something he had just read off Linda Ikeji’s blog when his phone rang. He pulled out his Nokia Sidekick, looked at the screen and his smile widened as he recognised the caller.

“Hello!” he said happily into the receiver.

“Hi – hi,” came the slightly hesitant answer. He laughed “I love you na, why shall you shy?! Speak jo!”

As he heard laughter come down his phone, his chest expanded as he took a deep breath. He loved this girl!

“How are you doing, sugar?” he said

“I’m great – even more so hearing you sound so happy. You’re having a great day abi?”

“Yeah baby. I got some good news,” he said.

Sharon – the girl on the phone who also doubled as his girlfriend giggled.”I do too, baby. But you go first.”

He looked at the time “Okay. Em – are you still coming tomorrow?”

“Yes – I wouldn’t miss it for anything,” she responded.

“Okay. I’ll tell you then,” he shifted in his seat. “I’ll see you, okay?”

“Okay then. Love you honey.” She said

“Love you too,” he responded and hung up.

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“It was the day after that I got the result,” Sharon was speaking in a tiny voice “My fears were realised,” her voice trailed off.

They were seated at The Place, Isaac John in Ikeja the following day. That was where he took special women who he wanted to tell something important – like asking them for a relationship that went beyond shagging. As Sharon’s words filtered into his consciousness however, he found himself wondering if there was something wrong with The Place that night. Suddenly it felt very stuffy, and the lights were too bright.

He gripped his cutlery tightly. “What are you saying?” he asked; sounding strangled.

“I’m…” Sharon closed her eyes tightly. She slowly opened them and tried again “I’m – em; pre…I’m pregnant.”

Sweat broke out on his forehead so suddenly a casual observer might have thought someone just flicked a wet brush in his face.

“What…how?” he unconsciously shouted making the other patrons of the place looked over curiously. He calmed himself and spoke again. “What happened?”

Sharon hugged herself.  “I don’t know I just…my period did not show up when I expected it to.”

He had to restrain himself from smacking her face. “You silly girl! Could you not have used some contraceptive – maybe Postinor or something?”

Sharon looked at him, resentment and hurt in her expression.

“You were the one who said we should not use a condom. You won’t ‘come’ inside me. You said that – and even after when I said I could get pregnant…you said; ‘what are the chances?’ “

He looked away, stung by the truth in her words. Everything she said was true…but for Christ’s sake…!

Turning back to her, he saw she was just hugging herself and staring into distance. He winced at the sorrow – the loneliness on her face. He started to reach out a hand to touch her –and then he stopped.

“What do you want to do now? Keep it?” he asked.

Sharon shuddered.  “I… I can’t,” She said, tears starting from her eyes.  “Mumsy will die – after killing me first. But I’m so scared of an abortion…” she trailed off.

The tears started slowly down her face – taking their time as though they were taking a stroll or something equally ridiculous. “I’m scared,” she said again.

He stood up from his side of the table and went to hers. He knelt down beside her and gently pulled her to himself. She came into his embrace and continued sobbing quietly.

“It’ll be fine,” he said, ignoring the stares they were getting. “It’ll be okay,” he repeated dully, even though he had no idea how.

 

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As the taxi took them to Sharon’s house he kept trying to focus on her, to answer her questions quickly and attentively. But it became obvious to Sharon that he was distracted. He could not hide the fact that he was bothered; and in fact wanted the night to be over quickly – as quickly as possible for obvious reasons. But the Friday night Ikorodu road traffic was not helping matters and it affected Sharon’s mood. She slowly became withdrawn; distant.

And then she became angry.

“Why are you so selfish?!” she suddenly shouted at him; startling the driver. “I agree; maybe I should have been more careful – but I was listening to you! You encouraged me to be careless!”

Feeling the way he was, he could not even think up a response. The rest of the ride was quiet, he sticking to his side of the cab, she sticking to hers.

As the dropped her off he clambered awkwardly from the cab and walked with her to the door of her parents’ house. He gave her an awkward hug, and after her stiff response he dropped his arms and muttered a tired “I’ll call you tomorrow.”

Later in his own house, he lay awake in his bed trying to figure out what the best course of action was. He realised he had two options; get an abortion or get married. An abortion was the obvious solution, but after reading Geebe’s Chronicles, he was not so sure. Besides he has heard of so many botched abortions. What if she died? He shuddered. An impromptu marriage seemed the only way out.

But he wasn’t ready.

He cursed loudly. If only he had not gotten careless. If only he had continues to use condoms. If only…he drifted into an uneasy sleep.

 

He suddenly jerks awake in front of his system where he had fallen asleep while browsing on Facebook. Looking around in agitation, he slowly realises where he is and begins to calm down. So it was a dream, he thinks; so Sharon’s not pregnant!

He begins to smile sheepishly. Thank God; he sighs in relief. I’ll never sleep with her again, he promises. The picture of a naked and a moaning Sharon suddenly flashes before his eyes. Without protection; he hastily adds. I’ll never sleep with her again without a condom.

Feeling better, he is about to continue browsing when his phone rings.

He pulls out his Samsung Android phone and not bothering to check who the caller is picks and says, “Hello?”

“I…I have…there’s something I need to tell you.”

It’s his girlfriend. Sharon.

 

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Seun Odukoya is a author of sorts. Resident in Nigeria.

Born in Nigeria, native of Earth. Been reading since he opened his eyes. Loves women.

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  110 Responses to “The Basics Are”

  1. hehehehehehehehehehjehehehehe3hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe! #gbam! Your boy don enter am! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Good boss, good. Short, direct and, yes, pregnant!

  2. Nice one. Almost blindsided me Seun. And it shows that you love women………good work

  3. Oga Seun u try oo. Nice handling of suspence.

  4. I’ll tell you my take…in your heart…hehehehehe

    Nice. Very nice.

  5. wow….. I liked that it was funny but I’m still scared oh….so you like women like that?

  6. Nice. Suspense worked for me. Bravo!

  7. @Seun-Odukoya Cool. I read it in a few minutes, and I do that only for engaging stories.

    “the girl on the phone who also doubled as his girlfriend giggled” —->> Kinda off for me.

  8. Looolz. Really loved it. Sure d guy wld spend d whole day cancelling the dream.
    This is the ur second story m reading that is the continuation of a dream in real life
    kudos

  9. @Sun-Odukoya; Good story you have there, can’t wait to read part 2.
    My thinking is that the girl is not pregnant….
    She just wanna discuss some issues relating to their relationship but, I pity the guy cos’ he’s not gonna get a moment of peace!!!

  10. Nice one @seun-odukoya I liked it…

  11. The BASICS ARE…@seun is a softie….! winks.

    This is nice….For once that macho facade sorta fizzled out some..just a little.

    Great read….I like the gal.

  12. it’s cool. lots of energy. It moves along well.

    suggestion: go adverb hunting, especially in the first hundred words.

    Otherwise, well done.

  13. Guy, u are on the way to…if u are not there already! Nice stuff, but u better do some structural work next time. ON WITH IT, BRO.

  14. @Seun-Odukoya

    I have two things to say to you:

    1. That was a lovely story with a funny and dreadful deja-vu theme hitting the reader in the face.

    2. Which kain category be ‘touch of spice’? This reads like romance nah…though it sort of went sour.

    3. This line:
    ‘Sharon – the girl on the phone who also doubled as his girlfriend giggled.’
    It reads oddly because of the ‘doubled as’. You make it sound like two jobs she’s running.Maybe you
    need to say it differently.

    4. ‘Seun Odukoya is a author of sorts. Resident in Nigeria.
    Born in Nigeria, native of Earth. Been reading since he opened his eyes. Loves women.’

    Ol boy you don begin market yourself again abi? Why you no put that for ya profile?

    All the same…Well done bro!

    • @Afronuts

      I know you know I know you know these things.

      1. That was the intent. I’m glad you saw it clearly.

      2. ‘Touch of Spice’ is the competition I wrote this for. An NS competition actually.

      Come o. Are you an alien?

      3. I agree. Thank you for being clear about that!

      4. You know na. It’s not part of my profile because they are both supposed to serve different purposes; and then they are several colors/sides of the same Rubix Cube. And I ALWAYS gotta market myself. That’s why…

      Thank you man! Bless God!

  15. lol! I said 4 things instead of two!

  16. Nice yarn, but what exactly are the basics…?

  17. Nice piece Seun as always…

  18. Could not help but comment…lovely piece…actually took the sleep off my eyes…

  19. @Seun-Odukoya Dem don talk am finis….
    Nice work.
    Me and you know wetin all ‘em others no know….

  20. @Seun-Odukoya

    Oh yeah…I was going to also say…the story sweet pass the title!
    Bros you for give am a better title nah.

    I almost thought it was a poem until i clicked on the link and opened it!

    • Well…as to that…

      I choose that title because it captures the essence of the story for me.

      And it’s even good if the story is sweeter than the title – as opposed to the reverse.

      Thank you man.

  21. Nice one. Written like a pro. I like your story angle.

  22. A dream within a dream, Inception:P (I hope you’ve seen the movie..lol !)….well done :)

  23. This is so well written.. A pregnancy is better than Aids. the style, the rhyme , the english… very good . in terms of structure so far excellent

  24. “As the [?] dropped her off he clambered…. ”

    A good story, but it didn’t feel…as powerful as Ur other works.
    I also don’t feel U carried out the execution of the transition from dream to wakefulness.

    Good, but I wanna see better, Musketeer. More…punch.

    Oh, and Samsung Android is not a phone. That’s like saying Nokia Symbian; Android is the OS.

  25. I liked this but it did’nt have your usual punch and we romance buffs don’t like to be left hanging- it was all a dream? Hello, we like to be told or are able to deduce what will happen.

    • @elly

      About it lacking the ‘usual punch’ I apologise. Don’t know what that is that way – it just is.

      I’m sorry about that.

      About the ‘romance buffs not liking to be left hanging’…you can’t always have what you want, can you?

      Hehehehehehe!!! Thank you so much!

      Bless God.

  26. Seun, this your story is good o but the end is somehow. You have all they required in your story which I think is very cool. The punch others are complaining that is missing has to do with the end I guess.

    Very well done and I wish you the best.

  27. It’s rare when we see simple sentences produce ‘exotic’ pieces like this…has it all: humour, morals, suspense, appeal (to all as many can relate) and that…simplicity.
    Great job.

  28. Oh ho oh, nightmarish dream turning to reality? Lmao.

    Great piece. An interesting one

  29. Oh ho oh, nightmarish dream turning to reality? Lmao.

    Great piece. An interesting one..

  30. The sweet story crash landed…..’i expected more!’…..work on the ending.
    It was just like any other Nollywood movie…..simply predictable

    But i give you 110% for your syntax, grammer arrangement and punctuation. Excellent Seun…..’i trip Die!’

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