87 ways to kill a man…by Don YuwaVelli
1.tie him to a stake and chop off his penis.He will bleed to death
2.chop off his eyelids and tie him to the ground,facing the scorching sun.He will die of dehydration.
3.tie him to stake and connect the cathode ray tube of a television to his penis.when you put on the switch,he will die.
4.behead him with an axe
5.tie him to the back of a truck and cruise him on a delapitated tarred road.He will die of multiple internal and external injuries
6.tie an anchor to his neck and throw him into the sea.
7.chop off his hand with a samurai sword and throw him into shark infested waters.the blood will attract the sharks who will,in turn,eat him up.
8.bind him,hand and feet,and throw him into crocodile infested waters
9.put his head in a mortar and pound it with a pestle till it becomes smooth.
10.pour acid in his ear.it will melt his brain.
11.send him a letter bomb.when he opens it,only bits and pieces of his flesh will be found.
12.pour molten lava in his ear.
13.throw him from the plane into tne rocks.his brain will be say hi to the rocks.
14.throw him into a drum boiling oil.
15.crucify him upside down.
16.nail his penis to a stake with rusted nails.
17.skin his buttocks and boil it while he’s still alive.before the arse gets cooked ,he will die.incase he’s still alive,fry it.
18.Throw him from the top of a sky scraper.he will die of heart attack before he reaches down.if not,the tarred road will kill him.
19.tie steel cords around his hands,legs and head.attach each cord to and SUv.disconnect the brakes in the SUV’s and let the cars tear him apart.
20.bake him a cake garnished with arsenic.he will die of convulsion and may probably enter into a coma.
21.shoot his penis with a dane gun.
22.plant a sickle in his chest and rip his heart out.
23:from the top of a building,drop and engine block on his head.
24.inject him with cyanide mixed gun powder.he will enter a coma
25.pierce his heart with a red hot spear.
26.zip him in a punching bag and and let taekwondo black belts train with the bag for 6 hours.he will die of multiple internal and external injuries.
27.tie him in a polythene bag and lock him in a freezer.he will die of suffocation and cold.
28.bury him alive in a coffin.he will die of hunger and loneliness.
29.bury him in the ground but leave his head out.then run the head over with a truck.
30.attempt to give him a haircut with a chain saw.i dont think there will be a head when u are done.
31.throw him into an active volcano.
32:tie him on a rail track and let a train run him over.
33:let him hang from an overhead bridge from his leg and let Cars hit him as they pass.
34.lock him in an airtight chamber.direct the exhaust pipe of the generator to the chamber.he will die of carbon monoxide poisoning.
35.decapitate him with a sawing machine.
36.behead him with a guillotine
37.cut his balls sack off with knife and let him bleed to death
38.boil him alive.
39.roast him alive.
40.tear open his stomach and rip out his liver.
41.put his head in a toilet bowl of conc H2SO4.
42.put him between two trucks and let them collide into each other.
43.put him in a pool of water and connect a naked wire to the pool.
44.suffocate him with a pillow.
45.strangle him with a rope.
46.throw him in a lion’s den.
47.feed him with rat poison.
48.drop a car on his head from a 10ft building.
49.put some drops of poison in his ear in his sleep.
50.throw him inside kainji dam.
51.pierce him with poisoned needles.
52.throw him in a container of molten steel.
53.drill a hole in his ear till it comes out on the other side.
54.kill him with an electric chair.
55.batter him with a baseball bat.
57.cut off his body parts with a hand saw.
58.plane his face with a planing machine.
59.throw him into a plane’s engine blades.
60.let him bounce from a trampoline into twirling helicopter blades.
61.lock him in a mortuary.he will die of cold.
62.tie him to a stake and stone him with grenades.
63.load a 60ft container and gently place it ontop him.he will be crushed to death,
64.put him in an elephant stampede.he will be crushed to death
65.put him in a cage of angry vipers.the poisoned bites will kill him.
66.put him with a hungry python.the python will swallow him up.
67.put him in an arena with a lion,leopard and a tiger.they will kill themselves to get to him first.
68.throw him on a high tension cable.
69.bathe him with PMS and set him on fire.
70.drown him in a vat of fermenting beer.
71.grind him in a sewage recycling plant.
72.dump him in a sealed soakaway pit for 12hrs.
73.dump him on quick sand.he wont need another burial spot.
74.inject an overdose of cocaine.make no efforts to revive him.he will die.
75.give him an overdose of viagra and get 18 prostitutes to rape him.if he doesnt die,increase the viagra and the women.he’ll die of exhaustion.
76.lock him in a air tight vessel for two days.
77.tie him and drop him in the sea.
78.cover him in barter and fry him in hot engine oil.
79.tie him under a truck and drive along a bumpy road.he will die of multiple injuries.
80.cut the veins in hands with a blade.He will bleed to death.
81.tie him to an electric fence and turn on the switch.
82.tie him to a cross made of drums containing gunpowder.
83.use a cannon to throw him onto a wall with 12inch steel spikes
84.break his neck by twisting it,
85.slit his throat with a pen knife
86.put a gun in his mouth and shoot.
87.mix cement in a jug of water and make him drink it.
87 ways to kill a man…by Don YuwaVelli