It’s raunchy and in pidgin. Beware… *** *** *** *** *** *** “I no go huzzle (till infinity) but I go bubble (till infinity)…” I pick d phone. Wizboyy na my man. I no go change my ringing tone till I buy my own jeep. Or till Showkey Baba release song again; anyone wey … Continue reading Crash Course
Something dey inside my mama food No be lie. The taste and aroma na die, You fit go London come back nothing like am Or America sef, chai na wire. Something dey inside my mama food Wey dey make me think about am day and night, Like person wey don shack ogogoro. No be mouth … Continue reading Something dey inside my Mama Food
When it’s dark in my room, I think of sweet things: Maybe one ashewo from V.I. Come to perform for me. When it’s dark in this room, I think of sweet things: Maybe they carry me too Go National Assembly. When it’s dark in Naija I think of sweet things.
The district chief summoned Elder Anyebe to answer for sundry issues, attempted murder being the main concern. His guards reported the bleeding and near death of Priscilla. She swallowed some toxin as a protest against her father’s disavowal to her friendship with Séyitän, her most beloved guy. The chief gestured to Elder Anyebe to speak. … Continue reading LET US SETTLE QUARREL (Bad English)
As I turn face madam, na plenty tings jus enter my head, wetin I wan tell madam? Which kain lie I go take lie wey my punishment go reduce? As I don dey used to this place, e no go too sweet to return go back to the place wey my papa and mama dey … Continue reading I don talk am! – A sequel to How I wan take talk am?
Please read the first and second part before you read this… Some pepo go dey wonder why I wan revenge for church today. Well sha na small ting make crayfish bend-condition. I must not fall my pepo hand for warri. Bcus if dem hear dis tori, and say I no do my own back dem … Continue reading Today na Today…PART 3
Before I comot for house today, I don ask God for forgiveness. Because I know say papa God vex no dey tey. He fit vex small o, but bible don talk am say papa God vexing no dey last, na him mercy last pass him vex. As a suicide bomber, man pikin go gats prepare … Continue reading Today na Today… PART 2
My own love no blind My own love dey see pass Microscope My love no dey slack at all 24/7 e open brekete So that nobody go fit kolobi you
For your mind! You no dey repeat class No bi today we dey hear this kind of tori For your mind! You promise us water and Garri Till today the tori na the same For your mind! Make the people come thumb print for you So that you go do the things Wey you say … Continue reading For your mind!
The alarm sound for my head like piano wey im chords don spoil. No be jus now now I sleep? As I stop de alarm, na so de phone ring. Na my boyfriend be dat, e wan know whether I still dey lie down for bed. De guy no kukuma trust my alarm as e … Continue reading Today get as e be.