@febidel: Erm, before the skinny gets fat, we’d be visiting gyms and working out together. I’m a very good micro-manager. :p

As for fear, marriage is a daunting sontin, deserves to be feared a bit.

Erm, @amy78 you sound like a marriage counselor. I make it a point to avoid those pips, why? they make me see the fat girls and I’m all about the skinny babes *shrugs*

Don’t worry, I’ll find that one woman […]

take hanky means…, oh heck, you know the meaning :p

I do get treats from female friends. The GF(s) do not necessarily release their funds is what I’m saying. In my case, one look at me and I become their pet […]

Okay, so I stopped by and after reading this discourse have this really irrational thought: take hanky…

I apologize, that was totally off, but I couldn’t resist. :p

Anyway, the foregoing is fraught with […]

@fadehan the story’s about two people who meet for the first time at an eatery. Their antics, thoughts and reactions.

Now please read again and let me know what you think.

Thank you.

Ghen ghen. Oya explain yourself. ‘Where did you get elubo?’ The aunt asked. ‘Erm, erm,’ words deserted her…

#justfreestyling. Kudos.

The ‘ile’ rhyme seemed forced. You could have made this a free verse, it woulda carried more punch. Nevertheless, it was a good attempt. Brief and to the point. Kudos.

Really nice opening, really long prologue.

That said, few tense and spelling errors. Kudos.

Hehe. Stop thinking too much, the voices will reduce.

Well written.

The Nigerian way. That’s all I can say. And that part about incorporating youth on to the panel, don’t think it’ll fly o. If it would, pips like Helon Habila and Teju Cole would be judges too.

Thanks for having […]

I feel your plight. But as my uncle would say, this felt like a parlour argument. You failed to present facts, or cite relevant examples. For a letter with such heading to be truly compelling, you will need a more […]

Really good poem to totori babe. We’re knowing the smooth talkers as we dey read dey go.

Well done. Kudos.