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The Geebee Chronicles. Episode 21 – The Crime Called ‘girlfriend Snatching’

The Geebee Chronicles. Episode 21 – The Crime Called ‘girlfriend Snatching’

THE GEEBEE CHRONICLES continues with Episode 21 and the title of this episode might sound a little striking and probably mind-boggling. If I may ask this question; how would you feel as a guy if you saw your girl with some other guy? Now, that’s not just the case, else there’d have been no reason … Continue reading The Geebee Chronicles. Episode 21 – The Crime Called ‘girlfriend Snatching’

The Geebee Chronicles. Episode 20 – About A Girl

The Geebee Chronicles. Episode 20 – About A Girl

I’ve heard a lot of tales on matchmaking and all those ‘I-met-this-girl-or-guy-through-a-friend’ kind of stuff where it borders on relationships and dating. In fact, most people we have dated or are currently dating are people we met through one acquaintance or the other, a sure proof to the ‘no man is an island’ theory. It’s … Continue reading The Geebee Chronicles. Episode 20 – About A Girl

The Geebee Chronicles. Episode 19 – Moving On

The Geebee Chronicles. Episode 19 – Moving On

Hello family. Remember me? I honestly doubt a lot of people here will. I was last around these parts nine months ago and in between my unplanned hiatus, some women had been able to get pregnant and deliver babies. Hmm! Time sure flies. I would not want to begin an explanation of the events that … Continue reading The Geebee Chronicles. Episode 19 – Moving On

Geebee’s Trip 18: All In The Name Of A ‘job’

Geebee’s Trip 18: All In The Name Of A ‘job’

In the last episode, I talked about my ridiculous job and how difficult it became to keep my head up especially after Madam L’s exit. I had to endure the job and its frustrations for a little while until a particular incident finally made me decide it was time to wake up and smell the … Continue reading Geebee’s Trip 18: All In The Name Of A ‘job’

Geebee’s Trip. Episode 17: Surviving The Aftermath

Geebee’s Trip. Episode 17: Surviving The Aftermath

The initial reaction after escaping a precarious situation is hardly predictable. For some, it’s a sigh, for some, it’s an accelerated heartbeat and for some, it’s just a silent mumble of ‘thank God’ or a wave of happiness flooding through them that the worst has ended. The aftermath of ending my relationship with Lovina remains … Continue reading Geebee’s Trip. Episode 17: Surviving The Aftermath

Geebee’s Trip 16: Damning The Consequences

Geebee’s Trip 16: Damning The Consequences

What were the consequences in question here? Was it actually worth it damning the consequences of resigning from being a yuppie, a ‘sugar-son’? Was it easy taking the risk of dumping a sugar-mummy? You bet it wasn’t but it became an absolute necessity when the act itself had become too close for comfort. That was … Continue reading Geebee’s Trip 16: Damning The Consequences

Geebee’s Trip. Episode 15 – Time’s Flight

Geebee’s Trip. Episode 15 – Time’s Flight

Back in the day, Mathematics used to be so much fun. It still is but definitely not as it used to be. The manner in which kids especially tend to loathe the subject in recent times almost leaves you wondering why it has to be a compulsory course for pupils who intend to advance to … Continue reading Geebee’s Trip. Episode 15 – Time’s Flight

Geebee’s Trip. Episode 14 – Falling And Rising… And Falling

Geebee’s Trip. Episode 14 – Falling And Rising… And Falling

The saying goes, ‘It is not how many times a man falls that count but how many times he rises again after falling’. How true? I have heard these lines over and over again, especially in church, as most of us tend to console ourselves after doing one bad thing or the other. Yes indeed, … Continue reading Geebee’s Trip. Episode 14 – Falling And Rising… And Falling

Geebee’s Trip. Episode 13 – The Sugar Mummy Syndrome

Geebee’s Trip. Episode 13 – The Sugar Mummy Syndrome

WARNING- EXPLICIT CONTENT! FOR MATURE (IN AGE AND MIND) AUDIENCE ONLY! What exactly is a syndrome? Could someone help me please? English language gurus, where y’all at? I don’t have a dictionary handy but I know what it means in my head. lol. Better still, I’ll explain using synonymous words provided by MS Word. ‘Syndrome’ … Continue reading Geebee’s Trip. Episode 13 – The Sugar Mummy Syndrome

Geebee’s Trip. Episode 12 – Taking The Plunge

Geebee’s Trip. Episode 12 – Taking The Plunge

Madam L’s one thousand naira went a long way. I was quite thrilled by the fact that this woman gave me that much on first contact and I was sure there was a lot more where that came from. This was in 2004, remember. It wasn’t as if Chief never gave me enough money. In … Continue reading Geebee’s Trip. Episode 12 – Taking The Plunge

Geebee’s Trip. Episode 11 – Free Dinner

Geebee’s Trip. Episode 11 – Free Dinner

Exams were fast approaching and it felt pretty amusing to notice the seriousness on everyone’s face; well not everyone actually but most. It was obvious no one wanted to fail the first examination in University and even the seemingly unserious and ‘dumb’ ones had to ‘parley’ with those they felt would be able to help … Continue reading Geebee’s Trip. Episode 11 – Free Dinner

Geebee’s Trip. Episode 10 – Simon Goes To School

Geebee’s Trip. Episode 10 – Simon Goes To School

I managed to stop laughing when Simon told me that he was a virgin and I decided he would have the taste on that day. “Okay, let’s go then,” I urged. “Hold up,” my friend said hesitantly. “What are we going to do there? I mean how do I introduce myself or talk to them … Continue reading Geebee’s Trip. Episode 10 – Simon Goes To School

Geebee’s Trip. Episode 9 – A Boy Called Simon

Geebee’s Trip. Episode 9 – A Boy Called Simon

In Episode 8, I introduced Simon, my new ‘bolo’ friend. ‘Bolo’ is another name for ‘ajebota’ or ‘unexposed’ or ‘person wey neva soji.’ Let’s leave it at that. Now, I had never had the luxury of having my own pad, my own place. Simon on the other hand felt so lonely, being away from his … Continue reading Geebee’s Trip. Episode 9 – A Boy Called Simon

Geebee’s Trip. Episode 8 – The Building Desire [of A Caged Bird] To Fly

Geebee’s Trip. Episode 8 – The Building Desire [of A Caged Bird] To Fly

Finally, I had settled in as a student of Economics.  The excitement was indeed in the air at first but soon wore off as the weeks and months ran by. Lectures started, we had orientation programmes and it was pretty amusing watching the ‘thirty-something and forty something year old students’ trying to feel cool and … Continue reading Geebee’s Trip. Episode 8 – The Building Desire [of A Caged Bird] To Fly

Geebee’s Trip. Episode 7 – The Thing About Maturity

Geebee’s Trip. Episode 7 – The Thing About Maturity

I can hardly believe it’s been over five months since I dropped the last episode of ‘GEEBEE’S TRIP’. I should of course apologize for running off without any prior notice. Truth is, the break was totally unplanned. I tendered a similar apology to my followers on my blog and cited reasons for the break, reasons … Continue reading Geebee’s Trip. Episode 7 – The Thing About Maturity