It was 5:AM

It was around 5: am
The sun was still in slumber
And the moon still wild awake
The street lights were still on duty
And the security guards still vigilant
Every normal soul was sleeping

The morning was peaceful
Until I heard the voice
That woke me up from snooze
Loud and excruciating to my dozing ears
Like the voice of a madden prophet
With a message of doom

Repent or you die!
The end time is now!
The Son of God is coming!
Accept Jesus as your lord!
Or you will burn in hell!

The barking dogs could not stop him
They only made his voice louder
Shortly, it dawn on me
Nothing will stop this mad prophet
From unsettling my morning peace
As both man and dogs compete
On whose voice is loudest

30 minutes later
Both man and dogs are still busy
With his loud speaker phone
He echoed his message of doom
Above the noise of barking dogs

Repent or you die!
The end time is now!
The son of God is coming!
Accept Jesus as your lord!
Or you will burn in hell!

Now I am wild awake like the jungle
More vexed than the fury of hell
My boxers swollen with an erection
Laying beside me on the rumpled bed
Is the gorgeous lady I brought home
She lay naked beside me
Her fat buttocks staring at the ceiling
The message of doom had no effect on her
As she snooze away like a panda

I listen to his message of doom
On a peaceful Saturday morning
And when he was done with his message
I joined him in his prayer of contrition
Soon both man and dogs stopped barking
Just when the sun had risen

So under the glare of the risen sun
I followed the direction of my erection
Turning the naked lady laying beside me
Whose name I have forgotten
I woke her up from sleep
For a quick intercourse before work



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