As you dey see this koko for my eye
I know say you do dey wonder why
the story long but sha I go try
to make everything clarify.
I get one Uncle called Mutai
everybody know say na one stingy guy
This bros been get five Yarinyas,
number five name na Aunty Jumai
one babe wey him jam for Shangai.
One day Uncle been send me go VI
make I deliver cash to Aunty Jumai.
As I reach, I knock, I say “Aunty it is I”
When the door open my eye just magnify,
Aunty stand in one towel, chai
the thing no even reach half of her thigh.
As I enter, the tory con intensify
she bend pick something for floor, Kai!
the thing I see lift my morale high
Na so I shout “Chineke God, chei!”
my eyes chook I no go lie
but as Mr Nice Guy, I try comot my eye
Aunty Jumai vex, say “Mongidi na wah
I dey offer you wetin sweet pass sugar
Abi you no fit handle a girl like I?”
Guy, this opportunity no fit pass me by
So I voice out say “True-true Aunty Jumai,
If I handle you walahi you go cry.
Aunty this na the truth, I no dey lie!”
Na so she bend, sa “Oya come and try”
I shake my head, ol’boy this one na die
Quick-quick I let down my fly
Posse myself, I sharply grab her thigh
Just a few seconds for me to log online
I hear “Mongidi kai! Na today you go die!”
I look back, guy na Uncle Mutai
Na so I shout “Walahi-talahi Uncle, I swear e no be I!”