Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 9 #loaug

LAMENTATIONS OF AN UGLY GIRL
(IX)
After last week’s session of sex life of an ugly girl *covers face* can we at least come back to something decent? Thank you.
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“Now that I know how to drive maybe I should ask if I could take a car” I thought to myself as I removed the keys from the ignition from the day’s training.
“Tolani, when did you say you are going back to school?” my dad asked.
“Iwo nko?” She said facing Tunde.
“I don’t know yet oo” he stylishly replied.
“This one will know ke, they have destroyed his life with kpekus” I thought to myself.
“I’m going to miss you people o especially you Tolani abi Baba Tosin” my mother continued.
“Emi nko, eni miss me?” He still had his Ibadan accent.
“Those cars will miss you at least you’ll let them rest”. My father replied.
“Now is the time” I thought to myself. “Daddy” I started, resolving whether to say it in English or Yoruba.
“Yes”, he replied without looking at me. English it is
“The Toyota car that you covered in the garage what happened to it?”
“I don’t know what is wrong with it but your mother wants me to repair it for her as though I’m the one driving it anyhow for her”
“I told you it’s the gearbox and it is your son Tunde that drives it most of the time, how many times in a year ko le ju emeji lo (it can’t be more than twice)” she concluded.
Before they could go on
“Daddy, let me take it to school nah, I can repair it if you want me to…..”
“Iro o, iwo a wa mu ori le express lai lai (no, so you can go and run on expressway abi…. Never)” My mother retorted.
“I know you want to but the risks are too much, one you have to take on highway first then if you get to school you’d have too many friends, too many outing, you will not concentrate on your studies” He ended.
Tunde who had been quiet all through then started, “You have not even learnt express driving, no driving license, you park in small places, even people that know all these things don’t ask to carry car to school”. He sighed.
Thank God, I was already done with dinner; I would have sat there and watched how they passed my case around.
Like every other pre-session period, Viv and I exchanged many pictures. Viv has an exquisite taste of fashion. She knows how to combine trends and knows what suits me. “A lot of jean and print is trendy,” she said over the phone. She is like my personal stylist and she knows how to get an unimaginable bargain. With that all done, I did my own personal shopping around Ibadan then headed for school.
Like every other time I return to school, I called the girls “Something definitely is wrong, this one that all of you are around” I replied Viv over the phone she told me they were all in school in Liz’s room. I got to Liz’s room to meet Liz looking gloomy and my mind sent over a thousand thoughts to my brain, good, bad and ugly.
“What happened to you?” I asked sitting on the edge of the bed opposite hers. P.S: I am a writer although I might not be able to tell my story adeptly but I can do that completely and truthfully.

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16 thoughts on “Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 9 #loaug” by mobolaji oluwabi (@embIjay)

  1. Welcome back

    1. @schatzilein really stole the truth from me lolzzzzzzzzzzzz!! It’s been ages and I’ve kind of forgotten about this lamentation of a series.

      Anyways, @embijay, be sure to stay put until the end ’cause I’m riding on with you. Welcome! Welcome!!

    2. @schlatzin Thanks a lot. Let’s hope I don’t go MIA again. Oo

  2. Hmmm I remember starting this series but like @innoalifa I have forgotten a lot. Only that she has tribal markings. Anyway, I know you must have been busy so plsssss oooo kindly finish this lovely story.

    1. @ufuomaotebele, your memorative capacity is admirable since you could even remember something like tribal markings lolzzzzzzzzz. As for me, I’ve dulling away this story from my consciousness. But I’m now watching out for the lovely series anyways, glad you’re with me……………………

      1. @innoalifa right on that…..

        1. @ufuomaotebele, hmmmm, hope @embIjay does not delay us oooooooo…………..

    2. @ufoumaotebele I am sorry I ran away. I’d try to be consistent now and yes she has tribal marks, her name is Tolani and she is fun.

  3. uche…. washere babami

  4. you find me reach here. hope say no be only you waka come

  5. This is an old episode naa

  6. I like this. Keep it up

  7. The transition was not smooth.

  8. This one was short you should have given us a little drama just a bit, and the tranition from her being home and heading back to school was to rough. but im still reading. I love T-lines lol

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