I Never Flirt With A Celebrity
I had just arrived Abuja and was so tired and just wanted to sleep. I decide to check my inbox one last time. One of my muses just mused me, I had to reply. I picked up a DVD paper and scribbled down some lines.
This is what I wrote, unedited…
“I have never seen words perform more magic
We could blame the rest on the glamour
But this is on a plain sheet
No fancy fonts
No poetic handwriting
Just simple words
Born in Greece
That keeps one illusional
Now the pages are blank
No words in the bank
Guess the so-called next-of-kins
Have withdrawn not thinking of tomorrow
And when the last kobo is spent
We’ll go looking for new next-of-kins
A man holds a woman’s sanity
The woman’s bossom, the man’s sanity
If you ever feel like Randy Orton
But kissing and not kicking
Then you’ll realize
The power in a lady’s ass
If you ever write on her ass
Words that she’ll see
Then kiss out the words later
And let her love inspire
Shag the lady
Don’t shag the shag
So if there’s no lady
No lust shag to shag
Fondle the breast
Forget the milk
Cuz the milk you’ll take
Is there for the baby’s sake
Let the muses tell you where to go
Let them caress us
Into ejaculating words
Words that perform
Even when we’ve lust the glamour
And when the words are all that remain with us
In a plain sheet
With no fancy handwriting
Let’s still see that magic
That once kept us in a true magical illusion”
Back to my story…
I never flirt with celebrities and the reasons are simple – I’m not a celebrity, I’m not rich and I’m not handsome.
I was in Abuja recenlty for a film conference and I met my newest love cum muse. It was love at first sight probably because she reminded me of another celebrity love. The moment I saw her, I knew she was the one. So I made my move. But she was a little aloof. But love had happened already, so I made a fool of myself the next few days.
I learnt later that she was a celebrity and her aloofness then made total sense. All along, I had beleieved she was one of the student participants. She possibly felt I knew she was a celebrity and saw the conference as a way of getting her love. So I stopped the wooing and went over to someone else. I turned my attention to my second love. I made sure she was really a student and our 3-day affair was quite memorable.
I hope nobody gets the wrong idea of the meaning of love here. Females are my muses. And I am a crazy artiste and it’s therefore usually hard for just a female to muse me.
I just hope my celebrity love, who I still love by the way, understands that I didn’t know she was a celebrity. I wouldn’t have tried getting a musing session with her. I’m not that stupid. But I still love her and would forever do. And I don’t expect her to love me back though.
With her musing, I was able to make little sense out of the a small portion of that scribbling.
Never seen words more magical
No fancy fonts or poetic lines
Just simple Greek words
Said in plain English
“Nice to meet you”
And love happened…
I hope ‘Polly comes along’ and makes sense of the other parts.