Will you take me like that?
I snore when I sleep;
and fart when I laugh hard…
I make crazy demands;
and pout when you ignore me.
I am touchy about my sensitivity…
yet stubborn about my wishes.
I like things being done my way…
and rarely like no for an answer.
I love criticizing others;
yet I rarely love being criticized.
I may not be what you want;
but I will make you happy.
I will make you laugh,
and be the closest friend you’ve ever had;
I won’t be shocked at your secrets,
no matter how shocking it may seem to you.
I will hold your hands and listen to your rants.
I will let you lean on my shoulder,
If you ever want to.
So will you take me like that?
Imperfections and all…