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SIR A-ONE quotes on Women

SIR A-ONE quotes on Women

SIR A-ONE quotes on women

“You want to marry a woman? Go and meet the mother and observe her. The way she looks, that’s the same way she will look after dropping some kids with you.”
SIR A-ONE

“59% of women will leave their matrimonial homes when their husbands are broke.”
SIR A-ONE

“Women are so beautifully made, no wonder they lose their beauty after multiplying one or two issues.”
SIR A-ONE

“Give her more than she asks and you will hear ‘You’re the best’. Give her below her expectation and you will download this from her mental loudspeaker ‘You need to work hard, Iā€™m more than this’ ”
SIR A-ONE

“Why should a woman gossip about the way her man handles her in bed? Do they sometime know it is regurgitating in nature?”
SIR A-ONE

“Between your mother and your wife, who should be the first on your list? You finished her cowbell industry before you became a man. Your wife’s cowbell industry is still your daily food. Decide and decide well again who to top the list.”
SIR A-ONE

“Women are like Robert Mugabe, they can blow Jonathan today and blow Buhari tomorrow. They are never stable.”
SIR A-ONE

“A talkative woman is as bad as Nigerian government.”
SIR A-ONE

“Show me a virgin and I will show you why she has lacked the opportunity to swallow a man’s rod. Life has raped us all from the womb.”
SIR A-ONE

“Every woman will keep complaining like Nigerian citizens, always having one thing or the other to talk about.”
SIR A-ONE

“Show me a good woman and I will show you why she is bigger than Nigeria’s problem.”
SIR A-ONE

SIR A-ONE quotes on Men

Could This Be An Attack On Men?

SIR A-ONE’s quotes on men

“You want a man to show you true love? Ask Google ‘what is true love?’ He cannot even define it properly.”
SIR A-ONE

“Every man is addicted to a woman. The monks are not exempted.”
SIR A-ONE

“Any man that lays hands on his mother or wife is as bad as Nigerian government.”
SIR A-ONE

“Show me a sad man and I will show you a broke and sex-starved icon.”
SIR A-ONE

“Any man that says a woman stinks is worse than the devil himself. She stinks, yet you want to die in between her legs.”
SIR A-ONE

“If a man will not stop disturbing you as a woman, open legs for him and his stupidity will be activated the right way.”
SIR A-ONE

“Men are like Robert Mugabe, they can be very silly at times.”
SIR A-ONE

“Men will always be foolish in the presence of women. The more they try to adjust, the more stupid they become. Blame them not. They came out of women.”
SIR A-ONE

“If money or woman doesn’t take a man’s life then he came out through caesarian.”
SIR A-ONE

“Where they came out from, they will always want to die there. I wonder if they lost anything there. Very pathetic.”
SIR A-ONE

“Show me a good man and I will show you a fantastic cheat.”
SIR A-ONE

“If you like kill yourself as a man, you can never satisfy a woman in bed. When you are done, her energy to take more is always activated.”
SIR A-ONE

SIR A-ONE: Good lines I have seen in the recent past!

SIR A-ONE: Good lines I have seen in the recent past!
“Feed a hungry man. Don’t give him a gun for security reason, else that weapon will become a source of income for him.”
SIR A-ONE

“The problem with Nigeria is not size nor population. Just greedy leaders and myopic citizens who don’t want any form of revolution. From local government to Federal government is absolutely corrupt!”
SIR A-ONE

“Ground shaking as if the earth is quaking at my controversial entry. I prefer to be controversial rather than being mundane.”
SIR A-ONE

“Killing myself now. No need for ‘I Go Dye’ to ‘BasketMouth’ my feelings.”
SIR A-ONE

“‘Mugabing’ is better than ‘Buharing’. The former is just about carving quotes, while the latter is all about wasting national treasury all in the name of travelling and forgetting the priority of governance.”
SIR A-ONE

“When you cannot afford some things, don’t diss/insult people who possess such things.”
SIR A-ONE

“Anyone that is making mockery of Nigeria is a mistake in every sense of it. It would have been better that water/spermatozoa that produced him/her was given to a menopause woman.”
SIR A-ONE

“Playing like ‘Messi’ is not a day’s job. You will waste your skills when you are after an overnight breakthrough!”
SIR A-ONE

“When Government cannot patronise locally made products, they should not preach such patronage to her citizenry.”
SIR A-ONE

“If one person can loot 2 trillion naira in a country of 120 million persons, then greed is at its peak. Why loot for 30 generations after you?”
SIR A-ONE

“Poetry will not feed people in Nigeria until there is unity between poets and a proper overhauling in the system.”
SIR A-ONE

“Poetry is one genre in Nigeria that is full of quacks. Everyone wants to be called a poet. Many are after the mere title instead of focusing on this integral part of Literature. Is poetry the only genre of Literature?”
SIR A-ONE

“You can count novelists in Nigeria, but you cannot mention the poets. Poetry is one field that is full of dropouts in Nigeria.”
SIR A-ONE
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GOODNEWS Andrew ERUEMUARE also known as SIR A-ONE is a Nigerian pengician, rapper & humorist. The CEO of www.Pengician.com
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