So, we’ve welcomed whatsapp in Nigeria, but then, does that mean that we’ve welcomed trouble? I hate it when people blame Nigerians for awkward actions, I hate sentences such as ‘Nigerians are so backward’, ‘Nigerian youths are so foolish’. In fact, I have always been very optimistic about what the future holds for our dear … Continue reading The Mumuness Of Whatsappers
You had just finished dinner when you noticed them, dinner had been heavy, and it was Garri and Oha soup that you had gotten from the soup kitchen downtown. Your eyes were ridden with sleep; your itinerary for the night was definitely shattered because sleep had taken priority over all others. You allow … Continue reading Of Reflections and Twitter Reputations by Tolu Daniel
Please, tell me Lord! Tell me why people are too choosy. They have forgotten That McDonald is McDonald And can never be Mr. Biggs So they love good things And wiseness And want me to be wise Like wisemen: Walt Whitman, Robert Browning And John Bunyan Because of that They hate me They hate to … Continue reading Please, Tell Me Lord…
Oh my! What a day in a nerd’s life. Sunday, that coveted day for rest. Wishful thinking for a young hustler. Against my wish, I had two table-spoon of Benylin cough syrup last night to rid me of the biting cough. Its effect I knew beforehand so the drowsy feeling, slowness and hunger that have … Continue reading Social Media and the paradox of giving
Familiar like our best, We all know him. We love him, We cherish him. His stupidity, Is our joy. His mischief, Our laughter. He , without fear Points at our FACE Yet we all learn him like a BOOK. He is not a TWIT, Yet we are all IN A TWITTER … Continue reading Who Is Akpors?
Sing sweetie birdie Twiee, twit, twitter Raise your hands And touch the sky Flap your wings And make a turn Don’t turn wild And lest you fall Look at me And shake your tail Lay your eggs And say hurray! Hop, hop, hop And flap and flap Make another turn And say good-bye. ‘Tis lots … Continue reading Play The Bird/ Miss Lindy’s Doggie