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The Bloodband 1 (Our Monthly Bread)

Our father, which art in Heaven Hallowed be thy name, thy Kingdom come Thy will be done on earth, as it is in Heaven Give us this month our monthly bread… I paused writing immediately I discovered the error in my answer. I smiled. Our monthly bread? I asked myself. Surely this was not written … Continue reading The Bloodband 1 (Our Monthly Bread)

Memoirs of A Repentant Slut ~ Episode 19

It’s crazy how you sleep on and wake up to the thoughts of the same person. I felt like picking up my phone to call Jide but I won’t. I know it’s pride but I won’t. I decided to hit the showers, prepare a minor breakfast and get dressed for the hospital but somehow I … Continue reading Memoirs of A Repentant Slut ~ Episode 19

Memoirs of A Repentant Slut – Episode 10

Amaka Coker was one out of the few great things that happened to my life. I remembered the first time we met; it was like we had known each other for ages. She has and always had an alluring and magnetic personality; she’s more real than life, ‘couthly’-blunt and highly hyper-active. She has this laughter … Continue reading Memoirs of A Repentant Slut – Episode 10

Memoirs of A Repentant Slut. . . Episode 8

It rang 6.00a.m. sharp. . . Nothing’s constant like the precision of my alarm clock waking me up when it needed to. Rising from the bed isn’t one of my favourite to do list events but staying too long on the bed could make me sick. . . Right! But staying on the bed all … Continue reading Memoirs of A Repentant Slut. . . Episode 8

Memoirs of A Repentant Slut. . . . 2

. . . And there I stood, it wasn’t a dream. It was me staring into the bulging faces of Mama Seun and the beautiful ‘gbeboruns’ of No. 5 pretentiously referred to as neighbours. Staring at each other, we were both lost for words for few minutes. The meeting was so awkward and it was … Continue reading Memoirs of A Repentant Slut. . . . 2

She Loves to Fall in Love

She loves to fall in love Emoting it aplenty on edge Every trouser a typical potential Terminating any seed planted within She loves to fall in love With beauty and glamour Friends and company inspire revelry Every night with a lurking man Those sighs register memories unfeigned She loves to fall in love The married,widower … Continue reading She Loves to Fall in Love

He loves to fall in love

He loves to fall in love When all is set on top Backside, lust and all Children everywhere from there He loves to fall in love When she walks pass With platonic mien, sweet words stills The rage of her heart’s sea He loves to fall in love As beauty lures his lustful soul Capturing … Continue reading He loves to fall in love