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Crash Course

Crash Course

It’s raunchy and in pidgin. Beware…   ***                        ***                        ***                        ***                        ***                        *** “I no go huzzle (till infinity) but I go bubble (till infinity)…” I pick d phone. Wizboyy na my man. I no go change my ringing tone till I buy my own jeep. Or till Showkey Baba release song again; anyone wey … Continue reading Crash Course

LET US SETTLE QUARREL (Bad English)

LET US SETTLE QUARREL (Bad English)

The district chief summoned Elder Anyebe to answer for sundry issues, attempted murder being the main concern. His guards reported the bleeding and near death of Priscilla. She swallowed some toxin as a protest against her father’s disavowal to her friendship with Séyitän, her most beloved guy. The chief gestured to Elder Anyebe to speak. … Continue reading LET US SETTLE QUARREL (Bad English)

Today na Today…PART 3

Today na Today…PART 3

Please read the first and second part before you read this… Some pepo go dey wonder why I wan revenge for church today. Well sha na small ting make crayfish bend-condition. I must not fall my pepo hand for warri. Bcus if dem hear dis tori, and say I no do my own back dem … Continue reading Today na Today…PART 3

Today na Today… PART 2

Today na Today… PART 2

Before I comot for house today, I don ask God for forgiveness. Because I know say papa God vex no dey tey. He fit vex small o, but bible don talk am say papa God vexing no dey last, na him mercy last pass him vex. As a suicide bomber, man pikin go gats prepare … Continue reading Today na Today… PART 2