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Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl #loaug Episode 18

LAMENTATIONS OF AN UGLY GIRL (XVIII) Why do you people (I mean unmarked people) generally assume that we Lined people are illiterates, I mean why? *would get to this later* “Moji what’s good nah? How is my baby kicking in there?” he said as we approached the last cubicle in the room. “Which baby did … Continue reading Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl #loaug Episode 18

Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl #loaug Episode 17

LAMENTATIONS OF AN UGLY GIRL (XVII) “Vivian, thank God you came o, see I was just about calling someone to tell me what to do this thing” Viv’s brother said , pointing some vegetables. Viv introduced him to me as Elvis before we went to fix the vegetables. For a bachelor, his pad was quite … Continue reading Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl #loaug Episode 17

Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 15 #loaug

LAMENTATIONS OF AN UGLY GIRL (XV) “Chibuzor, Chibuzor” Viv’s mother’s voice in the dark startled me a little after which was followed immediately by a cacophony of starting generators. “Tell Aminu to put on the gen” she said obviously finding Chibuzor. I had called my mom earlier in the day but mum wouldn’t go to … Continue reading Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 15 #loaug

Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 14 #loaug

LAMENTATIONS OF AN UGLY GIRL (XIV) I have always wanted to leave Ibadan to experience the Lagos life, not that I haven’t been to Lagos but never on my own so IT just present me with the opportunity to. Telling my dad would not be a problem since from my 200 level days, I had … Continue reading Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 14 #loaug

Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 13 #loaug

LAMENTATIONS OF AN UGLY GIRL (XIII) “I’d be going home on Friday to pick some documents so I can finish this registration once and for all”, Kome said as she struggled with the buckle of her wristwatch. “You will give me this your wrist watch when you come back o” I retorted. “Givenchy nii, but … Continue reading Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 13 #loaug

Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 12 #loaug

Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 12 #loaug

LAMENTATIONS OF AN UGLY GIRL (XI) “Kome, meet my friend Tolani, Tolani, Kome” Viv said as I exchanged pleasantries with Kome. “Nice finally meeting you, can’t wait to meet the others too” she said. “What others” I thought to myself before I ran off to catch up with a class-rep who was already signalling me … Continue reading Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 12 #loaug

Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 10

LAMENTATIONS OF AN UGLY GIRL (X) “Your friend ehn” Viv started before Bola interjected. “Dami and Liz fought” “Na today, he’ll come back joor, that’s why you want to kill yourself,” I hissed. “Your friend lied that she told Dami about Debo while he didn’t even know some people told him and over blew the … Continue reading Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 10

Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 9 #loaug

LAMENTATIONS OF AN UGLY GIRL (IX) After last week’s session of sex life of an ugly girl *covers face* can we at least come back to something decent? Thank you. ***** “Now that I know how to drive maybe I should ask if I could take a car” I thought to myself as I removed … Continue reading Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 9 #loaug

#loaug – Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 8

He came out few minutes later with his ‘girlfriend’s elbow tucked in his. He was obviously going to drop her off. I quickly opened the passenger’s seat as soon as he opened the auto lock. I’m not going to let one overzealous girl chance me in my father’s car. Wait first, she might not know … Continue reading #loaug – Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 8

#loaug – Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 6

It was then it hit me that I needed to learn how to drive. There I was going with Bola, who doesn’t drive herself home half the time she goes to a party, I pinged my brother asked when he was going home. “Tomorrow” “When did you finish your exams?” I asked. “About 2 weeks … Continue reading #loaug – Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 6

#loaug – Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 4

These ones in my room don’t even seem like they missed me, for them, it would be better if I never came to school at all. As soon as I dropped my bags and picked my phone to check updates, I fell asleep, waking up with an headache. Guess who came knocking on my door … Continue reading #loaug – Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 4

Lamentations of an Ugly Girl (Episode One)

With my bag and baggage, I bundled myself into a bus going out of Ibadan to school. Buried in my novel, I heard the driver call out “last bus stop” I packed my things off the bus and boarded the bus-shuttle into campus. As soon as I got to my hostel room and unpacked, I … Continue reading Lamentations of an Ugly Girl (Episode One)

Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl (Prologue)

LAMENTATIONS OF AN UGLY GIRL (PROLOGUE) Before I start, I’d like us all to agree on some conditions. I did not bring my life out here to be advised or to be told that “beauty is in the eyes of the beholder” shit or “You’re beautiful in your heart” crap. *abeg, how is a lady … Continue reading Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl (Prologue)