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#loaug – Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 8

He came out few minutes later with his ‘girlfriend’s elbow tucked in his. He was obviously going to drop her off. I quickly opened the passenger’s seat as soon as he opened the auto lock. I’m not going to let one overzealous girl chance me in my father’s car. Wait first, she might not know … Continue reading #loaug – Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 8

#loaug – Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 7

  “Tooth brush, under wears, sun-shades, towels, make-up kit all check” I made a mental note of the things I had to take home with me before biding Jolomi goodbye wearing my Louis Vuitton shades (famzing) getting the hell out of school. The journey to Ibadan seemed rather too fast as I slept through it … Continue reading #loaug – Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 7

#loaug – Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 6

It was then it hit me that I needed to learn how to drive. There I was going with Bola, who doesn’t drive herself home half the time she goes to a party, I pinged my brother asked when he was going home. “Tomorrow” “When did you finish your exams?” I asked. “About 2 weeks … Continue reading #loaug – Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 6

#loaug – Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 5

“Or should we just leave it as Liz and friends?” T-barz continued. “No ooo, use Lines” Liz objected. Startled, I shouted “lines”, the three idiots echoed after me, “Lines” “Okay Lines it is then but the list isn’t out on paper so it’s our secret till then shey” He mouthed before taking his leave. “Liz, … Continue reading #loaug – Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 5

#loaug – Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 4

These ones in my room don’t even seem like they missed me, for them, it would be better if I never came to school at all. As soon as I dropped my bags and picked my phone to check updates, I fell asleep, waking up with an headache. Guess who came knocking on my door … Continue reading #loaug – Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 4

#loaug – Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 3

I hung up before he could even say goodbye. “Vantage view, you would not like mug shots mumu”. I thought of his annoying choice of words. I was already expectant when his call came in at around 3:30pm on Friday; he obviously thought I was going to be fashionably late. “Hey I quickly rushed home … Continue reading #loaug – Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 3

Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 2

“Weyrey, olori buruku oshi” I said aloud as I found out that the bastard had deleted me off his BBM. “Hope all is well,” one of the waiters asked in Yoruba. Without uttering a word, I picked up my bag and left. “Before the idiot spoils my day, make I find something do,” I thought … Continue reading Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl Episode 2

Lamentations of an Ugly Girl (Episode One)

With my bag and baggage, I bundled myself into a bus going out of Ibadan to school. Buried in my novel, I heard the driver call out “last bus stop” I packed my things off the bus and boarded the bus-shuttle into campus. As soon as I got to my hostel room and unpacked, I … Continue reading Lamentations of an Ugly Girl (Episode One)

Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl (Prologue)

LAMENTATIONS OF AN UGLY GIRL (PROLOGUE) Before I start, I’d like us all to agree on some conditions. I did not bring my life out here to be advised or to be told that “beauty is in the eyes of the beholder” shit or “You’re beautiful in your heart” crap. *abeg, how is a lady … Continue reading Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl (Prologue)