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Why I Donated It To Charity

Yesterday, I said to myself “Why ride Honda Element When you’re not a scientist?” So I donated it to charity But if you still The state of bewilderment To wonder What brand of car Myself bought in replacement? Hmmm… I would have bought A Mitsubishi Carisma If I were to be A motivational speaker I … Continue reading Why I Donated It To Charity

The day Jonah became a fish!

“The Lord sent Jonah to Nineveh to the…the lord sent Jonah to the people of….the lord sent…aaargh!” I groaned in frustration. This just wasn’t working. I wasn’t cut out for any kind of reading. If it came to looking cool hanging out with chicks, just looking fly with the guys then I’m your guy any … Continue reading The day Jonah became a fish!