Tag Archives: Daniel Okoli

We invented the Time Machine?

We invented the Time Machine?

What if finally the time machine – that age-long elusive bit of advanced technology- was invented? It was. And it had to be that horn-rimmed glasses sporting Ibo nerd, Cheta that unlocked the formula that could make human wave signatures travel backwards or forward in time – taking along the human particles with it. He … Continue reading We invented the Time Machine?

Saving Egbo

Saving Egbo

Death’s, the intoxicating sweet pleasure of sinking that cruelly arched tumescence forcefully, brutally into the uninitiated, virginal depths of good… then, hell. The persistent staccato of automatic rifles were deafening typewriters, ruthlessly banging out the death sentences of some hapless soldiers in murderous copper-jacketed fonts, accompanied by the occasional throaty interjection of burly 105mm Howitzers, … Continue reading Saving Egbo

Petals of a Bud: Uncanny

Uncanny discovers crime pays – with punishment It was not yet 9pm but Uncanny was already through a bottle of Henessey, one J&W and a Five Alive tetra pack. He crushed his fourth stub of marijuana amongst tinfoil wrappings that were crumpled around bony remnants of barbecue chicken, pepper sauce, and roast gizzard, lit his … Continue reading Petals of a Bud: Uncanny

Suya

Suya

I love onions. Lovely onion rings melted to semi-transparency in sizzling groundnut oil for precisely a minute. Succulent onion rings that go ‘crunch’ silently, releasing such delicious juice that assails your palate with exquisite pleasure. They have to be dripping oil when served with grilled beef. The grilled beef – no, let’s not go there … Continue reading Suya