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Propellers (Part 2 Of 2)

The Our Lady of Disciples students suddenly stopped laughing in sync. A moment’s silence – pregnant with disbelief – elapsed, before murmurs began bubbling amongst their numbers. They turned to one another curiously, wondering whether they had heard Tomisin’s response correctly. In all their years together, none of Tomisin’s colleagues could ever remember him agreeing … Continue reading Propellers (Part 2 Of 2)

Propellers (PART 1 OF 2)

Like most altercations which spiral downwards into the barbaric realms of tongue tugging and throat slapping, there were several avenues of diplomacy which both ten year olds could have branched into before they found themselves bouncing energetically with fists high up in front of their faces – just like they had seen in the movies. … Continue reading Propellers (PART 1 OF 2)

#This Is A Real Memoir, I Swear#

#This Is A Real Memoir, I Swear#

It was the eve of Christmas ‘013, and the family was in Georgia for the holidays. The neighbourhood was cloyed with the savory scent of sugar-coated edibles, and all the other things I loathe about the season; the caroling, the heartfelt cheer, the decorating, the baking, Santa, the maxed out credit cards, the belated gifts, … Continue reading #This Is A Real Memoir, I Swear#

Finally, I Meet The Ghost! – Perfecta Bassey

Wednesday night: There had always been stories of ghosts at Federal Government college Okim, but it had never been as terrifying as it was now. Today, the girls in green house (my house) came back from morning classes to find Senior Rosa – my school mother very angry. (Don’t get it wrong, it’s not like … Continue reading Finally, I Meet The Ghost! – Perfecta Bassey

Today na Today…PART 3

Today na Today…PART 3

Please read the first and second part before you read this… Some pepo go dey wonder why I wan revenge for church today. Well sha na small ting make crayfish bend-condition. I must not fall my pepo hand for warri. Bcus if dem hear dis tori, and say I no do my own back dem … Continue reading Today na Today…PART 3