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Virgins in Short Supply

Allah’s Open Letter to Terrorists Dear Mujahedeen, I have both good and bad news for you. Good news first: your self-proclaimed, self-appointed face of terror, Osama bin Laden, is alive. He was never killed. He is cooling his heels somewhere in the Caribbean with a secret army of American soldiers protecting him and a seraglio … Continue reading Virgins in Short Supply