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jollof commented on the post, Naija Bank II 4 months ago

Thanks Myne. I’ll work on the dialogue.

jollof wrote a new post, Naija Bank II 4 months, 1 week ago

A young man, who’s also a staff of Naija bank, arrives at Ajungle branch. He’s wearing a suit and an award-winning smile. He goes over to the customer service desk and asks to see the branch manager. […]

jollof commented on the post, Naija Bank I 4 months, 2 weeks ago

@coshincozor thanks a lot. Look out for the continuation coming out in a couple days. The plot thickens…

jollof wrote a new post, Naija Bank I 4 months, 3 weeks ago

Previously on Naija Bank – (Pilot) The Chairman’s granddaughter asks him for a yacht and in order to accommodate this request he instructs the oblivious MD to ensure all income targets are increased by 100 per […]

jollof wrote a new post, Naija Bank I 4 months, 3 weeks ago

Previously on Naija Bank – (Pilot) The Chairman’s granddaughter asks him for a yacht and in order to accommodate this request he instructs the oblivious MD to ensure all income targets are increased by 100 per […]

jollof wrote a new post, How to make a Hit song in Naija 7 months, 2 weeks ago

So you’ve hustled the streets of Lagos and discovered that there is a growing affiliation towards Nigerian music – you hear it blasting from the cars with lowered windows as the drivers try to conserve fuel […]

jollof commented on the post, Win A Free Book in exchange for A Review – 3 Copies Available 8 months ago

The free copies are located at Allen Avenue, Omole and Marina. First come first serve. Excerpts are available on Amazonbooks, AmazonUK or Authorhouse when you search for The Crazy Nigerian. Thank you for all the […]

jollof wrote a new post, Lessons I Learnt From Action Movies and Heroes 10 months ago

When it came to Action heroes, one name lay imbedded in my memory as a teen – ARNOLD SWARCHZENEGGER. In the Eighties when ignorance was bliss, I believed that he and all the subsequent action heroes were not […]

jollof commented on the post, Mosquito and me 10 months, 3 weeks ago

Thank you @kodeya. The Crazy Nigerian is a collection of all my intriguing childhood, teenage and adult experiences within Nigeria and the United Kingdom. It’s a comical take on my journey to self-discovery and my […]

jollof commented on the post, Mosquito and me 10 months, 3 weeks ago

Thanks for reading @Eletrika

jollof commented on the post, Mosquito and me 10 months, 3 weeks ago

Thanks a lot for those kind words @sueddie. Your comment has made my day and that is the effect I want my writings to have on everyone who reads them. The Lord is my strength

jollof commented on the post, Mosquito and me 10 months, 3 weeks ago

lol@patialla. I hate when that happens

jollof commented on the post, Mosquito and me 10 months, 3 weeks ago

If only after Baygon they stay gone, lol. Cheers @mikeeffa

jollof commented on the post, Mosquito and me 10 months, 3 weeks ago

Thank you @laworemike

jollof wrote a new post, Mosquito and me 10 months, 4 weeks ago

It is the year 2012 and three things are definitely set to rise in Nigeria: The sale of generators, the tension over Boko Haram bombings, and the population of mosquitoes. Yes, these good-for-nothing insects have […]

jollof wrote a new post, Uloma Makes Her Move 11 months ago

Uloma couldn’t understand what was going on as she lay down in her sexy red lingerie next to the man of her dreams; he was fast asleep while she was fast becoming impatient. This was meant to be the night when she […]

jollof wrote a new post, Blood on the Dancefloor: The Comeback 11 months ago

You get back on your feet, nose bleeding and totally humiliated, you loathe the DJ’s well-timed sense of irony as he switches the music to…wait for it… Michael Jackson’s ‘Blood on the dancefloor’. But you […]

jollof commented on the post, Mosquito and me 11 months ago

Thanks a mil!

jollof commented on the post, Mosquito and me 11 months ago

Thanks

jollof commented on the post, Mosquito and me 11 months ago

lol. You’ve really got the scoop on mosquitoes down to a T. My windows are constantly closed – that’s how paranoid I am about unwanted ‘visitors’. I’ve got Baygon now as a back-up (more available in the market). […]

jollof commented on the post, Mosquito and me 11 months ago

Cheers!

jollof commented on the post, Mosquito and me 11 months ago

Glad you enjoyed it @louis My book is currently with my publisher and is estimated to be released by September this year. It will be available as an ebook and as a hardcopy in selected bookshops. I’ll keep you posted.

jollof commented on the post, Mosquito and me 11 months ago

Thanks @uchechukwu1 !

jollof wrote a new post, Lurking in the woods III (final) 11 months, 1 week ago

Louis froze with fear as he stared at the deadly message he just read. His throat was dry and he felt a sharp pain in his throat as he tried to swallow. Jake called out to Louis even louder the second time […]

jollof commented on the post, I Had a Girlfriend Once… 11 months, 1 week ago

Very well-written. Well done, and do maintain this style.

jollof wrote a new post, Lurking in the woods II 11 months, 2 weeks ago

The three teenagers jumped aback on seeing their dead friend and the dead old lady that haunted them hours earlier. One of the teenagers quickly closed the boot and took continuous backward steps away from the […]

jollof commented on the post, Lurking in the woods II 11 months, 2 weeks ago

@Myne The bloody old lady was left for dead after being prevously hit by the driver. All the other passengers refused to have her picked up, and therefore lost an opportunity to put things right. Hope this clears things up

jollof commented on the post, Lurking in the woods II 11 months, 2 weeks ago

Everybody loves a good critic (and Raymond, apparently) lol. Ok, personal I’ve cut down on real-life swearing so cutting out completely from my story seems to diminish its authenticity. For NS, however, I’ll try […]

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