Wife: Honey can i use OUR
Blackberry? Husband:
No problem,its on the couch.
Wife: Can i use OUR jeep? i want
to get something
in the market.
Husband: but you have your own
car, o.k here is
the key. Wife: em, em, honey, em,
em can i use
OUR ATM Card? i want to get
OUR money.
Husband: if i give you OUR
slap,you will not see
clearly with OUR eyes to drive
OUR jeep and to
collect OUR money

Police:hey,stop there

Okada:Oga officer (stops)

Police:Wetin you cari? (inspects a bag at back seat)Wey ur license?wey ur permit?u no even wear helmet?

Okada:oga officer na boko haram passport i cari anddd…..

Police:(shocked)eh?why you no tok since say na national passport you kari.infact you be senior citizen.just waka,nothing go fit stop.chikena!