[EllieParticipant]

Some of us on various social media platforms can remember the #GodisWatchingYou thread that went viral which originated from Ali Baba(the comedian).

Lets take a few moments from our reading or writing and re-create same by contributing to this topic. You may see it as comic relief or even as prompts for your writing *winks*.

[EllieParticipant]

Your father sells cooking gas and your mother sells palm oil- you say your parents work in the oil and gas sector. #Godiswatchingyou

[EllieParticipant]

You speak like you are American, British, Nigerian in one fell swoop but you are on Tinsel. #Godiswatchingyou

[gooseberryParticipant]

You finish eating beans and bread and you update your profile ‘sharwarma things’…#God is watching#

[ostarParticipant]

I am just laughing my head off here, knowing that it will
not fall off because…#God is watching#

[lactooParticipant]

True talk

[SunshineParticipant]

you deleted my contacts and claim your bb crashed #GodIsWatchingYou

[greatness4lifeParticipant]

You stole my money away and told me that you borrowed it for use……#God is watching you

[Dotta RaphelsParticipant]

Just got some potato chips from a gas station, 1.07 plus tax. It’s 4 cents short, could have let it be…sister chose that day to be employee of the month,God is watching B***ch.

[EllieParticipant]

@gooseberry lol @ sharwarma things.

@sunshine- sometimes its really a good old bb crash…

[EllieParticipant]

Got this list from a friend – lwkmd
1] You and your friend are on 2 separate
bikes
(Okadas) and U are posting “CONVOY
THINGS”
… on ur pm. #GOD IS WAtCHIN#

2] U no get boyfriend, u buy ring engage
urself.
#GodIsWatching

3] 90% of Girls claim they are in a
relationship,
90% of Guys claim to be single. Pls who
are those
girls dating? #Godiswatching

4]u are Eating Eba with the Aroma of ur
Neighbours soup and u update sayin
“Shawama
Tinz” ..#GodisWatching#

5] U fix darling yaki & then use bending
rollers
on it.. Nd call it Brazilian hair!
#Godiswatching

6] ur father is Fulani & ur mother is
from
Kogi. People ask why your hair is curly &
u
say, U are Half cast #GodIsWatching”

7] Ur in a hold up and u update, flight
delayed
#GodIsWatching

8] U sleep with Ankara wrapper and ur
status
says “snuggling under my Duvet”
#Godiswatching

9] Ur Brazilian Hair,Blackberry, Iphone
& Ipad,Were all Bought By Different
Guys & Your Display Name On BBM Is
“Miss Independent” #GodIsWatchin#

10] U wey snap for person car to form
swag for profile pics remember #
GodIsWatchin….

[kambasaParticipant]

You count your primary school, junior secondary school, senior secondary school, diploma and HND and tell someone you have 5 degrees #GodIsWatchin

[gooseberryParticipant]

You dey hotel with your secretary and you tell your wife/hubby, ‘baby I’m working late…’ #God is watching you#

[ChimzoromParticipant]

If your boyfriend is travelling with IFESINACHI and you post on Facebook- safe flight boo, God is watching you.

[ChimzoromParticipant]

By mistake, a seller gives you extra change, and you testify in church of God’s divine favor, GOD IS WATCHING YOU!
You release a silent fart in public and because you are neat and all dressed in designers, all fingers -including yours- are pointed at the dirty looking old woman sitting close to you… God is watching you.

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