I looked around me as the stress on my bowels intensified and the sweat falling quickly from my open sweat pores turned into a mini shower splashing those who were sitted right in front of me. They turned once or twice to look at me but seeing the agony on my face they faced their … Continue reading The Fart Story……. Who Mess?
We come back from church at night, tired and weak, we come back to meet our big fat white broiler chicken dead. Chai! I wan cry when I see am. And then it has to be carried to the back of the fence, on the outside, to be buried. “Oya bury it fast! Don’t let … Continue reading New Year Evils
I turn to behold another figure. Short and petite, with elfin ears, big brown eyes, yet weighed down with age in face. I remember him . He is the one they call Minion. “What the hell? So I wasn’t dreaming?! It was all real?” I shriek out in terror. “Come out now, little one. … Continue reading African Nerd 5
“ Let him be Cerberus!”. The walls suddenly shake with command. The beast immediately vanishes, just like that, dispersing into the surrounding darkness. My heart is already in my mouth. My boxers are slightly wet. In the cold world of Hades I sweat. “ Let me tell you what is happening here, Mortal!” says the … Continue reading African Nerd 4
Garri! What the hell is happening here!? The death-wielding, otherworldly King of the underworld is preparing to drink GARRI?! My mother most definitely fried that mean with marijuana. What else can explain this vivid hallucination? Very soon one crazy man will want them to legalize that sh*t . When I think nothing weird can happen … Continue reading African Nerd 3
Then all went wrong, there was a rumble, then a tumble. I could hear barking in the distance. My room was floating away, higher and higher it went. I look out my windows. What the fu*ck?! I am the one floating away,lower and lower. As I touch the ground, all goes black. Its like my … Continue reading African Nerd 2
The aroma is beautiful, so strong and persistent, it can make a man walk on air. “Ooooh!” I grumble, “God abeg no spoil this thing for me” I pray to myself. Kim Kardashian is seated on my laps, we are in a bar, bouncers are all around us, the girl just dey smooch me anyhow, … Continue reading African Nerd