All posts by missmeddle

Cock Blocking

First off, pardon my French. I mean the title in THE most literal way. Now, I’ve always loved Marian Keyes for being an honest, down to earth and REAL writer. Of course, it helps immensely that she’s got a great sense of humor as well. Anyways, I remember how she talked about guys and their need to … Continue reading Cock Blocking

Movie Review: Doctor Bello

Movie Review: Doctor Bello

So I finally watched this movie last night. Forgive me, it’s just hard to get new Nollywood movies in the backend of nowhere. Where I live :) The story initially centres around Sam, an 8 year old boy living with cancer in New York. Dr. Durant (Isiah Washington) is his oncologist and a Nigerian nurse … Continue reading Movie Review: Doctor Bello

The Professionals

The Professionals

  “This girl, you keep trying me, abi?” Dave asked, looking down the proffered cleavage. Angela laughed teasingly, still using her arms to push her breasts together, a coquettish smile playing on her pretty face. Damn. Dave swallowed desperately. Damn. “I do it because I know you can handle it. You’re a biiig boy.” She … Continue reading The Professionals

Adventures of MissMeddle: Toad Eyes and I

Adventures of MissMeddle: Toad Eyes and I

  Slimy, Green and Large Frog (Photo credit: japi14)   DISCLAIMER: This is another post straight from head to blog. You have been warned. So sometime in the recent past,  I was invited to a party going on not too far from my house. In true Joy fashion, I promptly resolved not to go: I … Continue reading Adventures of MissMeddle: Toad Eyes and I

Hot As Ice

It was one of those hot, sweaty, noise-filled afternoons at Epic Bank. There were several harassed-looking slices of humanity jostling around the Personal Account Managers. This fancy name just meant that Henry and his two colleagues had to deal with every question, complaint and JAMB scratch card sale in the branch. Henry was hungry. More … Continue reading Hot As Ice

And Then There Were Boobs…

And Then There Were Boobs…

  Puberty (Photo credit: Il Bruco) Well, so there I was, all small and carefree, one of the guys, really. Having four brothers all much older was a huge help. As a kid, I was the one they had to drag home from play. Life was so much fun, really. I had lots of fun … Continue reading And Then There Were Boobs…

Take Me To Ida

Take Me To Ida

                                                                                   Kogi State NYSC Camp                                                                                                 Batch “A”, 2008   It had been a long Tuesday afternoon. They’d all been on various queues since morning, pushing and shoving and hissing at each other. He was vaguely conscious of her standing in front of him. There was a fresh surge of complaints and grumbling and shoving and … Continue reading Take Me To Ida