Three months had gone by since their illicit affair began – their significant others completely oblivious of the fact that they were unwitting participants in a ‘swinging’ affair. They were now closer than they had Read More
Dec 122010
Lara B.
Nov 262010
Two weeks later, he was standing outside Dunni’s office building, waiting for her to be done with her day. He knew now that she was Dunni Davies, had been for seven years, she had no Read More
Nov 122010
Tiny blew up when I finally got around to telling her about the confusing conversation I had with Nasir the other day—you know the one where he was trying to reel me back in or Read More
Nov 122010
Jeta stared at the woman in the car in complete shock. He could not believe what he was seeing. One minute, he was screaming at his wife who brazenly skipped the night at their home Read More
Nov 072010
It had taken less than a year for her after her much celebrated wedding to realize that the man she had married was a serial cheater. She had seen the signs even during the few Read More
Nov 042010
I swear, this week is steady trying to take the cake for one of the most drama-filled weeks I have had this year. I finally had the dreaded confrontation with Paddy. The funniest thing? When Read More
Oct 302010
The cheating bastard. The nerve of the cheating bastard. Dunni fumed as she watched her husband lean over to kiss the woman who was about to hop out of the passenger seat of his black Read More
Sep 212010
An altered (without my permission – rant for another day on my blog) version of this was posted on Bella Naija on 9.17.2010. I have decided thus to share the original piece in all its Read More
Sep 182010
Sometimes, I miss…him.
Yes, I know that seems like a testament to how good his crack was, or something, considering that he’s the only guy I’ve been with…
Nasir called me yesterday night, by the way, just in case you were wondering where my train of thought is fatally speeding to right now. Recap of our phone convo:
Aug 192010
I can’t remember the last time I was THIS pissed and close to blowing off the head of a human being!!! DAMN! What could possibly be the matter, huh?!
GADDEM PADDY!
Gosh, I just realized I don’t even know his last name! How can I not know his last name? How could I have kissed – ugh – a nameless nobody?! I’m the queen of last names! I am so bloody anal when it comes to last names. My mother ingrained it in me. If I don’t know someone’s last name, I refuse to add them in my phonebook, yes, that bad!
Well, GADDEM PADDY NO-NAME!
Okay, so I was chatting with Dunni earlier this evening and our convo went something like this:
Jul 222010
I’ve been feeling the need to write something snarky on the topic of boy meets girl lately. In the past weeks, I’ve come across different articles on said topic– some hilarious, some witty, some frivolously Read More
Jul 162010
I’m not sure where to begin because really, this has got to be the weirdest day I have had in a long ass while. Three weird incidents in rapid succession in only one day. My Read More
Jul 112010
The land of my father’s birth The land of liberty and of mirth From the moment that my young life begun It is the same tune my heart has always sung I love being Nigerian Read More
Jul 092010
You know, every now and then, I like to take a verbal snapshot of myself at a particular point in time. I’ve done this ever since I was eleven. My many diaries litter my room Read More
Jul 012010
I jumped when I felt the hand snake around my shoulder from behind. The hell?! The unremorseful culprit grinned at me as I spun around just a little faster than Femi, ‘Layode’s boyfriend, can swallow Read More
Jun 212010
Hell. Frozen. Over. Sigh. What could I do when Dunni showed up at my apartment at fifteen minutes to five? I should have anticipated that she would have been this gangster about getting me to Read More
Jun 142010
The idiot stepped on my foot. He really did! I was going to ignore it but for the fact that I knew that he knew he had stepped on my foot. “Excuse me!” I called Read More
Jun 052010
So how was my date? Actually much nicer than I’d expected! But…you won’t believe who Michael and I had the bad luck of running into! My “drama-dar” is on overdrive, I tell you. Surely, Maryland Read More
Jun 022010
I am not quite sure if I feel much better today. I mean, my eyes are not so bloodshot anymore so…that counts, maybe. I am pumping Regina Spektor’s totally underrated ‘Songs’ album on my iTouch Read More
May 292010
It’s classified. Men are bastards. Dunni just called me. Apparently, Queen Bitch is in town. Yes, Nasir’s girlfriend came in from London yesterday AND she’s going to be in town for a little over a Read More