<Scene 3> A young man, who’s also a staff of Naija bank, arrives at Ajungle branch. He’s wearing a suit and an award-winning smile. He goes over to the customer service desk and asks to Read More
Jan 162013
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Jan 042013
Previously on Naija Bank – (Pilot) The Chairman’s granddaughter asks him for a yacht and in order to accommodate this request he instructs the oblivious MD to ensure all income targets are increased by 100 per Read More
Oct 082012
So you’ve hustled the streets of Lagos and discovered that there is a growing affiliation towards Nigerian music – you hear it blasting from the cars with lowered windows as the drivers try to conserve Read More
Jul 132012
When it came to Action heroes, one name lay imbedded in my memory as a teen – ARNOLD SWARCHZENEGGER. In the Eighties when ignorance was bliss, I believed that he and all the subsequent action Read More
Jun 262012
It is the year 2012 and three things are definitely set to rise in Nigeria: The sale of generators, the tension over Boko Haram bombings, and the population of mosquitoes. Yes, these good-for-nothing insects have swarmed the Read More
Jun 172012
Louis froze with fear as he stared at the deadly message he just read. His throat was dry and he felt a sharp pain in his throat as he tried to swallow. Jake called out Read More
Jun 122012
The three teenagers jumped aback on seeing their dead friend and the dead old lady that haunted them hours earlier. One of the teenagers quickly closed the boot and took continuous backward steps away from the Read More
Jun 052012
There was a group of teenagers who set out travelling in a car early one morning at 5am before the sun was out. It was still dark and the young guys left so early because Read More
May 312012
You get back on your feet, nose bleeding and totally humiliated, you loathe the DJ’s well-timed sense of irony as he switches the music to…wait for it… Michael Jackson’s ‘Blood on the dancefloor’. But you Read More
May 282012
…turbine alight…almost vertical…save beauty…small kiss…hopeless…breaking…soul was taken…angels dwell…golden gates…silky gown…lips part…velvet kiss…offbeat…soul falls…medical crowd…narrow escape…
May 232012
You can see her looking at you from across the room. In fact, she’s been watching you all night. She’s all by herself in that sexy, ‘Daddy-would-kill-me-if- he-saw-me-in-this’ dress. Your friends taunt you to go Read More
May 222012
…turbine alight…almost vertical…save beauty…small kiss…hopeless…breaking…soul was taken…<eyes close> <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Detached from earth my weepy soul ascends into the sky Up where the angels dwell and the other lucky souls cry Incessant blare of trumpets salute Read More
May 162012
Uloma couldn’t understand what was going on as she lay down in her sexy red lingerie next to the man of her dreams; he was fast asleep while she was fast becoming impatient. This was Read More
May 162012
I’m free though I’m feeling trapped in my seat belt The take-off from MMA is sure to make my nausea felt With fear I meekly pray to get through this long flight Hoping someone near Read More