He has been nicknamed ‘The Butcher.’ His machete is always sharpened to accomplish the task. In other words, unzipping the feminine flaps. Getting a woman to bed, for the foppish Richard is a cinch. [...]
May 072012
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Apr 182012
NB: Readers’ discretion is strongly advised. …..Of sadness, loneliness and Godliness…… I was going to write this as if it’s going to be the last. And as I carefully touch kikelomo my temporary i-pad to [...]
Apr 112012
This life, this country and this our Lagos sef are enough topics to write on. I mean my own life as a Nigerian living in Lagos. The real me lives here at No.10 Anuoluwapo Street, [...]
Apr 052012
…………..Uyo, 1989……………… Death was around. The atmosphere had become cheerless as the mortuary. Silence took preeminence like we do witness during daily mass at St. Patrick Catholic Church. The day wore a mournful look and [...]
Mar 232012
Dear readers, I’ll not place any age restriction to reading this. However, I must let you know that this piece contains strong sexual languages. Therefore, if you know you can’t cope with such, you are [...]
Mar 172012
The title of the movie is The Figurine, and it’s subtitled Araromire. The story was written by Kemi Adesoye and produced & directed by Kunle Afolayan who aswell stars in the film as one [...]
Mar 152012
……for Halimotu Sa’adia- my imaginary wife…….. I bring you greetings from Minna Emirate. As usual, it is a very hot afternoon here as though the ozone layer got torn many years ago. And if [...]
Mar 092012
I have paid an obsessive attention, first, to the lyrical details of Timi’s debut album. And musically speaking, please do not argue when I say that the classicism which the album belongs is such that [...]
Jan 232012
Oniovosa had been marked for death since his last days as the National Security Advisor to the Government of Nigeria. Luckily, all assassination attempts against him had failed, perhaps due to the heavy security around [...]
Jan 162012
Perhaps Debby had a premonitory dream? Or all she wanted was her husband to stay back at home with her on a beautiful Saturday morning that would mark their first year wedding anniversary? Tony couldn’t [...]
Dec 162011
This is continued from An Array of hurrahs on a Birthday. _____ The occasion had started with zillions seated under the tents on the wide field in front of his house. Hubscrown spotted me from [...]
Dec 142011
Even a Free-Thinker would not fight with these eternal verities of life; a time to be born and a time to die. Just as December 25 had become a significant day for the followers of [...]
Dec 092011
It was dark and they were both tired. Kelechi was still standing but Miriam couldn’t bear it anymore- even when she had been resting her head on Kelechi’s shoulder. She pulled off her khaki and [...]
Nov 302011
Mushukurumu Mushukuramo (The Prophetic Night) Every last Friday of the month was always the most productive in the Local Government headquarter town of Ayegbaju, especially for the motorists and the commercial motorcyclists (Okada Riders). A [...]