Imagine those American kids on Youtube Really meant it when they sang ‘I want to be a Nigerian so freaking bad’ Cos Bruno Mars now lives in Yola. Imagine those bomb blasts were actually [...]
Oct 022011
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Sep 092011
After all said and done, When the hairs on our heads are all white and grey, When the wrinkles on your face Still make me want to kiss you so, Cos you’re still so full [...]
May 262011
(NUMBER ONE FAN FOR LIFE) You’re worthy Of every dime Cos you’re priceless Every moment with you Is precious Cos you’re true beauty I’m enchanted by your grace And mesmerising moves, I desire to be [...]
May 122011
For the three and a half years Edna and I officially dated, I could count the times we really kissed. That was the farthest we went, asides the routine pecks. It wasn’t like we never [...]
Apr 102011
In five long minutes, I had a glimpse of what it was like to be the chairman of the country’s Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), as the voice on the other line threw me into a [...]
Feb 232011
Approximately ten minutes later, a few days before last Christmas, Edna and I became history. * * * * * * * Her Christmas surprise was that she wanted us to get married in two [...]
Jan 182011
It was during Christmas. No, actually some days before Christmas. Edna woke me up with a ring. “Hey beautiful, Merry Christmas in advance” I answered with dreamy eyes. “Hi, handsome, how was your night?” she [...]
Oct 082010
Money dey yab common man. Sometime e dey bi like pepper for yansh Gari don cost She na sansa Na im poor man go chop? Gofment say dem wan Deregulate Shay dem want make the [...]