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A School For Women Who Will be Good Wives

  Anwangabasi could not wait to show her new self to the whole world. Her hands and legs which were decorated with golden Ekpa ku kwa gears, her waist-length braids which were covered with over-the-top hair pins, and her colourful Ofong Ukod Anwang knee-length gown which accentuated her new round waist-line, were just the physical … Continue reading A School For Women Who Will be Good Wives

What if Warri was a country: Warri 2052

What if Warri was a country: Warri 2052

Bio Name : Aghogho Sam Location : Lagos (Federal Republic of Nigeria) Summary: After Warri’s secession from Nigeria, the oil rich nation joined the ranks of  developing countries. But did this development in Warri change the outdated mindsets and traditions of the people ?   ———————————————————————————————————————————- When Warri Republic was declared an independent state, everyone … Continue reading What if Warri was a country: Warri 2052

Résumé of a Professional Mourner

Résumé of a Professional Mourner

CURRICULUM VITAE                                                                                                               PERSONAL DATA  Name : Comfort Eze Sex: Female Date of Birth: 18th of May 1985  Address:  No 8 Adeguwo Street, near Alagbado Cemetry, Lagos State.  Email:  Mourning _Comfort@yahoo.com  Phone Number: 08023223456   PERSONAL STATMENT In line with my name, Comfort, I strive to bring comfort to … Continue reading Résumé of a Professional Mourner

The Globalization of Romance

The Globalization of Romance

Anytime I watch romantic Nollywood movies, I am always irritated; the couples act western for reasons I don’t understand. In such movies, when the lover boy – usually played by Ramsey Noah or Desmond Elliot (for the past fifty years!) – talks to his lady, his accent and intonation automatically becomes American. Likewise, the ladies … Continue reading The Globalization of Romance

The Wisdom of King Solomon – a Fuel Subsidy remix

Two women came to King Solomon to have an argument settled. “Please my lord” one of them began, “this woman and I live in the same house. Due to the removal of fuel subsidy, and the followed increase in fuel price, I decided to store my jerrycan of fuel in the house.  Three days later … Continue reading The Wisdom of King Solomon – a Fuel Subsidy remix

Oga Photocopy – Internet Lovers at the UK Border Control

As Queen stood in the long queue, she could not help but worry about her passport. Since a week before this day, she had been having serious nightmares about this moment: the border official will look at her passport, discover it’s fake, then she’ll be handcuffed, and she will cry like a child and tell … Continue reading Oga Photocopy – Internet Lovers at the UK Border Control