1 Can you kill? Deliberately or in a heat of emotion or for self-defence? Be honest to yourself because one day, God forbid, you may be faced with the reality.
2 Under which circumstances will you deliberately bunk…what the hell, let us be brutal…fuck a sexy stranger?
3 Can you openly disagree with your priest, pastor or Imam? Note, I did not say insult.
4 If your child tells you he is dropping out of his Law programme for History or to join the army or police as a recruit, what will you do? Especially if you re a Nigerian?
5 You come home from work, open the door and find your neighbour’s head in your apartment. What will you do since you did not kill him? But you quarrelled two days ago and are not on speaking terms.
6 Your boss gives you two options: either he bunks your woman or he exposes the fraud you have been perpetrating. Choose.
7 You are on top of your best friend’s fiance and the Lord Jesus comes? Note: both you, your friend and her man are staunch members of the same fellowship.
You get to heaven and meet the ‘ashawo’ on your street; the atheist in your office and the policeman at the checkpoint along your street. You even see that guy who attended a ‘dead’ church. But for you, the Holy Joe, there is no seat at the Banquet Table. Which mouth you go take talk am?
9 In the day of distress, an Eckist or Ogboni or atheist bails you out, while your fellow Christians or Muslims turn you down because of religious differences
WHO TREATS THEIR DEAD MOTHER IN-LAWS BETTER; IGBO OR YORUBA?
Listened to a very interesting conversation between my colleagues of both ethnic groups on this subject. The Yoruba gave me the impression that they have a ball over her death to celebrate her accomplishments. The Igbo mourn to show their pain at the passage of a loved in law. What do you think?