What Love Is…Naija Kids Version

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What Love is…Naija Kids Version.
From a virtual and real study conducted in Western Nigeria
What is love…
My mother always serves my daddy 3 pieces of meat, then serves herself one, sometimes she doesn’t take any, that’s love. (Chioma age 10)
Love is when you give someone the last dodo on your plate. (Solape, age 8)
Love is when my mummy and my daddy wear the same clothes on Sunday. (Kola, age 9)
Love is an intense feeling of affection and care towards another person. (Isaac, age 11)

How do you decide whom to marry?
You write the name of the people who want to marry you, then you take it to alagba in the church, he will pray and tell you. (Folake age 9)
You will go to Ori-Oke for 7 days then you will see vision of whom to marry. ( Pelumi, age 9)
You will look at the girl very well. You will look at her front and her back. If you like what you see then marry her. (Ikenna age 10)
By the help of God. (Isaac, age 11)

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
If they sit down together in the car for hours and don’t talk to each other(Marvelous, age 10)
If when they want to talk to each other they start by calling each other-“Daddy , “Mummy”(Eniade age 8)
The stranger will see the love between them-the guy will always be around the gal(stalking)- (Isaac, age 11)

How will you escape from a first date turning sour?
I will call my daddy to come and carry me.(Tinuke, age 8)
I will tell him I have stomach upset and go to the toilet and never come back. (Solape, age 8)
I will tell her I have Evola (Isaac, age 11)

How will you make a marriage work?
I will take my wife to see the pastor. (Femi, age 9)
I will hire a house help to help me do all the work. (Solape age 8)
By the help of God.(Isaac, age 11)

Is it better to be single or married?
It is better to be married. All my mum’s friends are married and rich and they travel to Dubai every month. (Eniade, age 8)
It is better to be single so I can be allowed to play my PSP 2 in peace. (Isaac, age 11)
Choiceful (Temilade, age 10)

How do you get someone to fall in love with you?
You will sing Davido’s ‘Baby Hello’ to them. (Dele, age 10)
You will send them your picture on Facebook (Jumoke, age 10)
Check the internet, it helped me a lot. ( Timothy, age 11)



10 thoughts on “What Love Is…Naija Kids Version” by vickyoziwrites (@Vickyoziwrites)

  1. Our naija kids now have onyibo minds O!.
    Dem kids are funny.

  2. Hmm, interesting kids

  3. very funny collection. Especially loved this – How can a stranger tell two people are married – If when they want to talk to each other they start by calling each other-“Daddy , “Mummy”(Eniade age 8)
    I am guilty of this, as are most of our family friends. hahahaha

  4. Funny kids’ view. Lol

  5. So hilarious especially the ‘when they sit in a car and do not talk to one another’.
    Nice one!!!

  6. kay (@kaymillion)

    nice collection

  7. Lovely. This cracked me up. I particularly love this “You write the name of the people who want to marry you, then you take it to alagba in the church, he will pray and tell you.” Lol.

  8. Lol children are too observant lol. Solape is my girl! I need a maid to come and help me clean my house too lol

  9. Glad you enjoyed it guys. A lot of the kids interviewed could not say anything though. They just put their hand over their eyes…in shyness I presume. But you can be sure of one thing. These kids are watching us like hawks. Let’s be careful what we show them.

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