Some female clothing and wears should be banned! Why? Because they pose an active threat to national security that’s why! Or should I say national sanity! What would you call something that can turn a normally rational man into a slobbering dog in heat? Or distract a professional from the job at hand? I saw the latter first-hand sometime ago.
I am a cinematographer and I was editing a video when I noticed that the camera kept coming back to a girl wearing a particularly,em, distracting skirt in vogue now. As she started walking away, the cameraman stayed on her retreating, eh, back, slowly zooming in before the camera suddenly jerked back to covering event.I could actually hear the poor guy panting! We lost a major part of the event because of this but I couldn’t really blame him. I have seen that skirt in action before and its effect is devastating! Its a threat to sanity! The way it moulds itself to the curves, drawing the eyes irresistibly is highly,em, distracting to say the least. In fact excuse me, I need to go take a cold bath!