Treat her like a lady

This is The Simple Mathematics  About Ladies, Always Treat Them Like Ladies  because you Make A Good Girl Crazy If U Don’t Treat Her Like A lady



When she walks away from you mad
[ Follow her ]

When she stares at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hit’s you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]

When she starts cursing at you
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she’s quiet
[ Ask her what’s wrong ]

When she ignores you
[ Give her your attention ]

When she pulls away
[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she’s beautiful ]

When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and dont say a word ]

When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she’s scared
[ Protect her ]

When she lays her head on your shoulder
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steals your favorite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When she teases you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesn’t answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is okay ]

When she looks at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]

When she says that she likes you
[ she really does more than you could understand ]

When she grabs at your hands
[ Hold hers and play with her fingers ]

When she bumps into you
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tells you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until she does ]

When she misses you
[ she’s hurting inside ]

When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]

When she says its over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]

When she reposts this bulletin
[ she wants you to read it ]

– Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.

– When she says she’s ok don’t believe it, talk with her

– Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

– Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

– Treat her like she’s all that matters to you.

– Tease her and let her tease you back.

– Stay up all night with her when she’s sick.

– Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

– Give her the world.

– Let her wear your clothes.

– When she’s bored and sad, hang out with her.

– Let her know she’s important.

– Kiss her in the pouring rain.

– When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
“Who’s ass am I kicking babe?”


23 thoughts on “Treat her like a lady” by bunmiril (@bunmiril)

  1. First question – Are you a he/she?

    2nd question- when she gossips about you, what should you do?

  2. First question – Are you a he/she?

    2nd question- when she gossips about you, what should you do?

    3rd question-When she nags?

    4th question- when she cooks, and salt is too much….

    1. Reli must u bring the negativity up

    2. As for the first question, i’m a she.
      As for the second and third, that’s just a sign of open hatred hidden love’ so you can do so in return. Lol.
      As for the last, show her that you can do a better job or teach her.
      If these don’t work, just move on. Lol.

    1. Thanks for reading and commenting bro.

  3. @bunmiril, i loved this and got some pointers from this, GOD bless you.

    1. Good to know it helped and that you love it.

  4. …..@ the end, the guy comes to realise he was only one among several guys in her life.

    Nice piece. It works. Just be wise who you choose to do all that for.

    A bone sometimes do break, but soon, it’ll heal. One’s heart might not be that lucky.

    1. Thanks for reading and commenting.

  5. Good advice, but I’m still looking for Caro

    1. Lol. Don’t worry, Caro is looking for you too.
      You’ll jam some day.

  6. lol…this is an excerpt? I wonder what the rest of the work carries.

    Interesting chronicle of advice…..though I feel there are some questions that if I ask, you may be lost as to what to answer…

    nice list.

    1. I’m surprised
      Thanks for commenting anyway.

      1. @afronuts i’d like to try this test to see what i’ll score.
        Ask your questions. Lol.

  7. …..this lis so familiar….like I read it somwhere b4…
    cool anyway

    1. Familiar? Wow! i’m surprised.
      Thanks for reading and commenting anyway.

  8. Everything is about the ladies? NO!!

    “When she grabs at your hands
    [ Hold hers and play with her fingers ]
    When she bumps into you
    [ bump into her back and make her laugh ]”

    So you think say we be shildren? I have no time for all that kinda foolishness. Haba.Some of us are adults. Just picture your parents doing things like that.

    Very well written.

  9. Interesting…and the guys aren’t smiling. Lol. This is an excerpt? A novel excerpt? It definitely doesn’t seem like one but who knows, right? I like the underlying thought behind the post- you might not be able to solve everything but you can at least be there for her. Should we expect ‘Treat Him Like a Gentleman’ anytime soon?

  10. Thanks for sharing this one. But hope you got permission to do so o. No let them sue you

  11. Damn. All this after a hard day’s work? Ain’t nobody got time for that! What about me na?

  12. @bunmiril: I’ve seen this before on Facebook, so many times. I’m not sure if it’s verbatim but it had the same concept like this one. Unless you’re still the original writer behind those on FB.
    Well done!

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