THis one was written by my nine- year old daughter. I present it proudly, unedited.
Hi everyone. Have you ever wondered who the best dad is? Well, we have the answer. Just go to www.best,best,best.dadever.com. It’s MagicMagnus!
My dad is the best dad because he beats for a very good reason and he says Sorry every time and pets you. He has great talents like reading, playing chess and so on. He has a fantastic job as an accountant. Blue is his favorite colour. He likes to exercise every morning. He is free and he is well educated. Apart from being the best dad he is also the best husband and best accountant. He is rich and he even brings more money to our home. He likes teaching and learning good things like chess, books, playing, studying and so on. Every single day he is useful and I love him.