If only I’m a bird with large wings,
I’ll fly away with you to a faraway land
We’ll be free and I will put a ring on your finger
Take you to the altar and make you my own.
I’ll gently bless thy temple with kisses
And we’ll lay naked together from morn’ till dusk.
The days are always long and weary
Dreadfully I always wait for cold nights
Laying still on bed without blankets.
How I wish you would cover me at night
Together, we’ll be blankets for each other.
Dearest Penelope, you’re truly my one and only.
Please, be my woman
And I promise to be your Yeoman.
I will take you to places you’ve never been
And someday, I’ll make you pregnant- take in.
I know you love me and I love you too
Come join me, and one plus one won’t be two.
Forget all nonsense you hear about me
Come to me, I will give you money.
Come rest your head on me, i’ll be your pillow
Always guide you; i’ll be your hero.
Beautiful Penelope, hmmmm! You’re such a baby
Come be my woman, my gorgeous pweety fair lady.