May 252012
Kaikai Sting
Short, skint, everyone knows I drink
On my breath kaikai stinks
Who needs fragrance?
I simply reek of kaikai stink.
I see pretty women
Why not get laid
All I get is a drunken maid
Who isn’t getting paid
Her Oga has gone to jail
419 has failed.
Spent all night humping
Bodies bumping
Come morning my head thumping
My thing twitching and itching
Is this gonorrhea I’m thinking?
What can a man do?
This is freaky!
When I wee it pains me
A visit to the Doctor
Makes me feel shitty
I look at my life
And think… what a pity!
Ah! He has the sense of looking inwards and knowing his life is shitty…He is halfway to becoming a better person..
Well done…
lol…a 40′s sting is more like it here, hehe .
Poor maid,down and out with oga in jail eh? y hump a dirty drunk who will not drop a little cash?
Misery does love company…@ Bubb, you think there’s hope for this joker and slag?
Nice one @aturmercy, dark humour thing going for you here.
Nice control of your work, I like that.
Its definitely gonorrhoea.
. Good piece. Well done
i like it too
Hehe…poor lady.
Hehehehe. Nice one. Thank God I don’t drink :d
Poor Kaikai…now the blame would be put on it.
Humor mixed with lessons in the right proportion.
I echo Myne.
Well written, @aturmercy.
oh what a pity that a man can degenerate to this level – very sad but good poem. it portrays some of the stark realities confronting the drunkard/
lol. Kpele 4 him. Nice…