Yawn

I do not bother to cover my facial hole,

as the night wind moves away for the day breeze.

They say yawn is contagious,

and I stretch as I see her yawn.

 

I still do not understand,

why after a yawn come the tears,

but am glad they clear my eyes,

as the insects from yesterday is released back to nature.

 

She gets up from the bed for the air is spoilt,

only if she knew it is a blessing to have air to push the fart out,

and her nose does not need to be lubricated,

for some can inhale and cannot exhale.

 

I roll down to say my prayers and it goes like this:

Thank you Lord for the yawn that released the insect,

Thank you Lord for the noise after my yawn,

Thank you Lord for the bacteria in my stomach,

Thank you Lord for the food that gave them work,

Thank you Lord for the fart that made aunt stand up,

Thank you Lord for keeping me alive and working,

Thank you Lord for making my upper part of my body support my lower part,

Thank you Lord as I begin my day.

 

As I get up from my bed, I look for my wheelchair,

And I drive away looking forward to my day.



12 thoughts on “Yawn” by somto (@somto)

  1. YOU ARE JUST SO ‘CRAZY’ @SOMTO YOU HAVE MADE ME TO LOOK LIKE A MAD MAN AT THE OFFICE WITH THIS CRAZY POST…HA HA HA HA

    as the insects from yesterday is released back to nature.[SO GERMS DON BECOME INSECTS HA HA HA AND YOU RELEASED THEM TO FINISH ANOTHER PERSON ABI?!]

    Thank you Lord for the noise after my yawn,[THAT KIN SMELLY NOISE ABI? WICKED PERSIN NA IM YOU BE!]

    the end killed it for me…so our speaker had been a paraplegic all along? so jovial, lively and wicked so much as to use gas bombs to wake the aunt up…i am still laffing my head off my neck

  2. @somto i ditto xikay.Common!This is most amusing!what a craft of creative combustion!*laughing and rolling on the floor*
    YOU NAILED THIS,MAKING A RATHER RELATIVELY SERIOUS MATTER UNSERIOUS!!
    You baaaaaaaaddddddd.

  3. @xikay: #blushing# I am glad i made you look like a mad man..lol..Even though that wasn’t my intention..@The Insect: i had to write about that because it seems every time i walk on the road something must to enter my eye..lol.,@The Yawn: You no dey yawn..lol..@ The end: I did not even intend for the end to finish like that, but as you know, with the pen anything is possible :)..Glad you enjoyed it..:)
    @sambright: Thank you:D…I am still praying to God for forgiveness, for it was in the middle of church service that i started writing this..lol

  4. Interesting! I like the added touch of the wheelchair user. I guess we all need to remember to be thankful…

  5. @doubleespresso: Am glad you liked it! Thanksgiving is something we should try to do, because it gives space for more!

    1. after reading this, i have no doubt that we need to always give thank..even for releasing the gasses (*_*)

  6. @somto, very funny write up. quite wicked too. Made my day

  7. @kaycee: Thank you! Have a nice day ahead :)

  8. Hilarious! Way to go Somto!

    I’m not surprised at the depth of the wisdom conveyed by your words *wink*
    Reminds me I need to be thankful for each moment. Thanks!

  9. @mikesfrequency:My darling bro, u no say na becos of u o! *wink*.. I am glad you like it..:)

  10. SOMTO!!
    waaoooh.. what a cool and witty write up.
    you be Badz girl!!
    thanks for sharing, i enjoyed it.

    P.S .may God forgive you for not listening in church….hahahaha

  11. @posh: You are very welcome and thanks for reading :)…I am sure God has forgiven me
    P.S There is Church service tomorrow :)

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