The Bachelor’s Eulogy

The Bachelor’s Eulogy

Let me dedicate

this little piece to indicate

that precious creature called Woman I so much appreciate

your being a gentler sex so delicate

and the one that completes man yet so intricate

your sweetness I’ll always celebrate

on it I always contemplate

And sweetly in my mind thoughts germinate

so these words I gladly defecate

when you talk I love to concentrate

And watch carefully as you demonstrate

how your personality and sexuality can stimulate

bring perspectives to light and amazingly educate

on the mystery of woman which still exists to date

I can feel my heart vibrate

As I yearn for a 100% loving woman with 0% hate

And mutual feelings too powerful to state

I’m waiting to be caught hook, line, sinker, without bait!



9 thoughts on “The Bachelor’s Eulogy” by Afronuts (@Afronuts)

  1. Good poem.
    The message was spot on but the repitition of that rhyme was kinda one way.

    1. lol…it was an experiment

  2. U haven’t met her yet? Well then, good luck.
    I like the poem sha oh.

    1. lol…well that was then…

      1. Well now that you’ve found her, i hope the following still obtains truthfully:

        “your sweetness I’ll always celebrate
        on it I always contemplate…
        when you talk I love to concentrate
        And watch carefully as you demonstrate
        how your personality and sexuality can stimulate
        bring perspectives to light and amazingly educate”

        Waiting on your response.
        @Paul, your attention is needed here as well since you are still fishing for fish. lol

  3. hmmm, sounds ‘sound sultanish’ i like.

    1. lol…At a time I thought so too. But I had written it before I came to realise it was ‘sound sultanish’

  4. Bravo!! a very crafty rhyme…

  5. and the one that completes man so intricate………….love it

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